If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook 2

Chapter Tea

Arceus has updated its status- Okay anime losers- What is your biggest secret?

Comments:

Ash: I'm the one who stole Gary's memes

Gary: I let Ash take them

Misty: I cheat in Monopoly

Ash: I kNeW iT

Paul: Ash doesn't actually annoy me as much as I let on

Ash: Progress

Drew: Ash annoys me more than I let on

Ash: Sh*t

Dawn: I stopped taking birth control

Paul: Wait what

May: Omg Dawn me too!

Drew: Double wait what

Max: I'm actually starting to hate milk

Kenny: I love Dawn

Ash: Yeah Kenny that's no secret

Barry: I love Paul

Dawn: Do you two just...not know what a secret is?

Clemont: I actually see every one of Serena's texts but am just too nervous to answer

Serena: I'm considering just obsessing over Ash again because I feel like I'd have a better chance with him

Ash: You wouldn't, but go off

Iris: I'm not really afraid of ice types anymore, but I pretend I am so that Trip will give me his jacket

Trip: I know Iris pretends to be afraid of ice types so I give her my jacket

Cilan: I hate Trip

Ash: That. Is. Not. A. Secret

Brock: I'm still in love with Professor Ivy

Olivia: Triple wait what

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Arceus has updated its status- Alright game bois, what're you keeping locked away in your subconscious?

Comments:

Moon: I have a weird crush on Rian from Dark Crystal and Double Trouble from She-Ra

Hau: I told Lillie that I only had two malasadas today, but I really had three

Sun: I kinda have a crush on Hau now

Lillie: I still like Moon

Hau: Well I'm flattered and hurt all at the same time

Gladion: I pretend Moon's obsession with fictional characters doesn't bother me, but it does

Moon: Oof I'm sorry babe

Silver: I told Lyra I picked up paper towels at the store but I didn't

Lyra: I knew it

Lyra: Silver and I aren't as safe as we probably should be

Silver: WHY ARE YOU EXPOSING ME TOO?

Lyra: BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T GET PAPER TOWELS

Gladion: Sounds fair to me

Silver: Shut up

N: I didn't like Meet the Robinson's

Rosa: N and I watched the Fiftey Shades movies together while Hilda was away

Hugh: I wish I was in the murder squad

Hilda: I might be pregnant

Sylveon: I am pregnant

Arceus: Quadruple wait what

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Somebody has updated his status- An' I oop-

Comments:

Nobody: I don't get it

Somebody: You wouldn't

Nobody: Hey

Somebody: The world is gonna roll you. You ain't the sharpest tool in the shed

Nobody: Wow Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me and that I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed

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N has updated his status- I have wonderful news!

Comments:

Silver: Hilda is pregnant?

N: Yes!

N: How did you know that...?

Silver: ...

Silver: Seriously?

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Sylveon has tagged Arceus in her status- What if I told you it wasn't yours?

Comments:

Arceus: I'd say "B*tch please, ain't nobody else want you"

Sylveon: ...

Arceus: ...

Arceus: Please don't kill me

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Anybody has updated her status- Isn't it wild that Mother and Hilda just happen to be pregnant at the same time?

Comments:

Somebody: Mother is just fishing for comments because she feels insecure

Somebody: I'm sure neither of these plot lines will go anywhere

Sylveon: Wanna bet

(A/N. Idk

I wanna die

I uploaded By The Light of The Ferris Wheel if anyone still cares

No one does okay hi I'm projecting)