Sylveon has updated her status- I f**king hate Arceus
Comments:
Nobody: Weren't you just in your room crying about how much you miss him?
Sylveon: ...
Sylveon: Okay I KNOW I didn't raise a snitch
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Hilda has tagged N in her status- THERE'S A JOLTIK IN THE SHOWER AGAIN
Comments:
N: I'm at the store
Hilda: I'M F**KED
N: Not yet you're not
Hilda: W h a t
N: What
Rosa: Damn the Fifty Shades books I lent you are really paying off
Hilda: I'm gonna kill you
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Somebody has tagged Nobody, Anybody, and one other in his status his status- Bruh if I gotta deal with Mom's mood swings one more time...
Comments:
Anybody: Yesterday she made me get her Panera and when I got back with it she yelled at me because she didn't want it anymore
Nobody: Did she tell you she didn't want it anymore?
Anybody: No
Anybody: I was "just supposed to know"
Everybody: She has been a little more mad lately...but she's always mad!
Anybody: Think it's cause she broke up with Dad?
Everybody: Mommy and Daddy broke up?!
Somebody: ...
Nobody: ...
Anybody: ...
Anybody: ...No...
Somebody: Look what you f**king did
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Arceus has tagged Sylveon in his status- Why are you yelling at the kids more than usual
Comments:
Sylveon: Because I hate you
Arceus: I miss you too
Sylveon: Go away
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Rosa has tagged Hilda in her status- So like weren't you pregnant awhile ago
Comments:
Hilda: I thought you were the pregnant one
Rosa: ...
Hilda: ...
Rosa: Well then
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Dawn has tagged Paul in her status- Come over
Comments:
Paul: To do what?
Dawn: Chill
Paul: I do not "chill"
Paul: That's how you end up with "chill-dren"
Dawn: ...
Dawn: I know
Paul: N O
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Red has tagged Blue in his status- ...Blue
Comments:
Blue: Yes dear?
Red: That is my shirt
Blue: All of mine are dirty!
Red: ...
Red: Fair enough- I'm wearing your pants
Blue: Bruh
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Lyra has updated her status- Silver without gloves is hot but have you considered Silver WITH gloves???
Comments:
Gold: Amazing
Silver: It's easier to get away with murder that way
Gladion: That's why Silver's the brains of the squad
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Hilda has tagged Gladion and Silver in her status- We need to find someone to murder. I miss you guys
Comments:
Silver: Bro I just left your house
N: What
Hilda: Which was a SECRET
Silver: It was?
Hilda: Bruh
Gladion: You guys hung out without me?!
Hilda: All the time
Silver: THAT was a secret!
Hilda: Oh
Gladion: You guys may deserve each other
Hilda: Ay Gladi wanna come over and eat ice cream with me?
Gladion: I see what you're doing
Gladion: ...
Gladion: Of course I do
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May has tagged Dawn in her status- Hey Dawn? What church do you go to?
Comments:
Dawn: The average sized one
May: Yikes. My church is pretty big
Paul: I don't appreciate this subtext
Drew: I do
Dawn: At least my church isn't boring
May: Lucky! Mine can get pretty predictable sometimes
Drew: Wait what
Ash: Wow I didn't know you guys liked church so much
Johanna: Me neither...
Dawn: ...
May: ...
May: Run Paul
May: Run
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Arceus has tagged Sylveon in their status- So I hear you've been moody and craving food lately
Comments:
Sylveon: So what
Arceus: You know you're not in that nine months out of the woods thing right?
Sylveon: ...
Sylveon: F**k
Arceus: That's what got you here in the first place
(A/N. Honestly I hate it but here
K thx bai!)
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