Sylveon has updated her status- Ugh but I still have work
Comments:
Arceus: That sucks
Sylveon: Shut your wh*re mouth Arceus
Arceus: Damn I wasn't being sarcastic but FiNE
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Sylveon has updated her status- Ah f**k me
Comments:
Arceus: Gladly
Sylveon: NO
Sylveon: STOP
Meowth: Tjos jpke is getyomg opd
Sylveon: Shut up I don't like you
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Everybody has tagged Sylveon in her status- Mommy what does f**k mean?
Comments:
Sylveon: It means ask your brother
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Everybody has tagged Nobody in her status- What does f**k mean?
Comments:
Nobody: Ask your Dad
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Everybody has tagged Arceus in her status- Daddy what does f**k mean?
Comments:
Arceus: Ask your mother
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Everybody has updated her status- Whelp
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Max has tagged May in his status- May I need you to do me a favor
Comments:
May: Sure what is it
Max: Buy milk
May: ...
May: I can't believe it
May: I walked right into that one
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Max has tagged Drew in his status- Yo bro do me a favor
Comments:
Drew: What
Max: Buy milk
Drew: What kind my dude
May: Seriously? Just like that?
Drew: Yeah
Drew: So like whole or 2%
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Gladion has updated his status- On the bright side- Moon stopped calling me a snac
Comments:
Sun: Oh good
Gladion: On the downside she's now calling Link a snac
Moon: LOOK AT HIM HE'S A SNAC
Sun: Who's Link
Moon: *GASP*
Sylveon: C'mon I didn't even play Legend of Zelda until recently and I knew who Link was
Sun: Jeez sorry
Moon: YOU SHOULD BE
Moon: He's a pretty blond with nice hair
Gladion: I'm a pretty blond with nice hair...
Moon: ...
Moon: Eh you could work on your hair
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Sun has updated his status- Moon won't talk to me now
Comments:
Gladion: Good
(A/N. HEY IT'S SUMMER VACATION FOR ME NOW SO YAY
But also this chapter is short and weird and that's fine cause I have nothing else cause I've been busy playing Breath of the Wild so get ready for me never to update ever again
So uh
K thx bai!)
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If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook 2
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