If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook 2

Chapter Pokémon Day!

Ash has tagged Dawn in his status- Happy day after Sinnoh remakes announcement day!

Comments:

Dawn: ...

Dawn: What

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Arceus has updated his profile picture:

Comments:

Sylveon: ...

Arceus: What is it dear?

Sylveon: Y-You...W-We

Arceus: ???

Arceus: Are you okay

Sylveon: We need to make another god

Arceus: Wha-

Sylveon: -RIGHT NOW

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Lucas has updated his status- Can't wait to get my ass handed to me by Cynthia in HD

Comments:

Cynthia: Step the f**k up Kyle

Lucas: Who is Kyle

Officer Jenny: Damn I can't remember if vines are legal or not

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Arceus has tagged Nobody in his status- HELP

Comments:

Nobody: HUH???

Arceus: I'm sore

Nobody: What

Sylveon: Let's go again

Arceus: ...

Arceus: Bet

Nobody: Ew

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Ash has tagged Paul in his status- Happy rema-

Comments:

Paul: Die

Ash: Okay bye

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Hilda has updated her status- Aight Sinnoh got their remakes time for us to ask for remakes for the next ten years

Comments:

N: Do you really think it will be ten years? :O

Cheren: Of course not!

Cheren: It'll be twenty

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Paul has tagged Ash in his status- No. I'm not doing it

Comments:

Ash: Please

Paul: No

Ash: PLEASEEEE

Paul: No

Ash: PUHLEEEEASSSSEEEE

Paul: No

Dawn: Please sweetie?

Paul: Okay

Ash: WOW

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Paul has tagged Ash in his status- What master do you serve?

Comments:

Ash: What master do I serv- what am I supposed to say, Arceus?

Gary: ...You're from Earth

Ash: I'm not from Earth- I'm from Kanto

Gary: Yeah that's on Earth dipsh*t

Dawn: Woah wait this is what I played my "Please sweetie" card for?

Paul: Yup

Dawn: That was so stupid!

Paul: Yup

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Misty has tagged Dawn in her status- Your -what- card?

Comments:

Dawn: Every month, Paul and I can use the term, "Please sweetie" and the other has to do what they ask

Paul: Dawn wasted hers

Dawn: Paul wastes his every month on "sin in church"

Paul: Babe please it's not a waste

Arceus: Yes it is

Paul: How would you know

Arceus: The lack of "Oh god"s she makes

Paul: STOP

Sylveon: Arceus who said you could go on fb?

Arceus: I'm coming JEEZ

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Arceus has tagged Sylveon in his status- Can we PLEASE cuddle or something

Comments:

Sylveon: You made Sinnoh remakes real AND a new Sinnoh based game

Arceus: ...

Arceus: Is that a no

Sylveon: Yeah

Arceus: FINE BUT I'M NOT DOING DRIVING THIS TIME

Anybody: Could you please talk about this somewhere else

Sylveon: Wdym

Anybody: ...Huh

Arceus: Your mother and I are going place to place and buying all the thin mints

Arceus: I just wanna go home and cuddle :(

Sylveon: I'm buying you ALL THE THIN MINTS

Anybody: Why do I ever expect anything different

(A/N. Hi! Can you tell I have no jokes???

Anyways

Happy Pokémon day!

And happy day after Sinnoh remakes and a whole new Sinnoh game were announced!

THIS IS MY TIME

THIS IS MY YEAR

Okay so uh

K thx bai!)