If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook 2

Chapter Oof (Uh oh I've been saying that a lot)

Gladion has tagged Moon in his status- Instead of calling me a snac call me a candle because I am warm and I smell nice and I'll set your house on fire if you leave me alone for too long

Comments:

Moon: That's my Gladion

Moon: Always committing arson <3

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Bianca has updated her status- I am f**king gold but you prefer silver but that's okay

Comments:

Hilbert: THAT IS NOT HOW I READ THAT POST

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Hau has tagged Sun and Moon in his status- So wait if you're siblings, whose older?

Comments:

Sun: Moon

Sun: But only by a few seconds

Hau: YOU'RE TWINS?!

Moon: Yes?

Lillie: WHAT

Gladion: WHAT

Sun: Y'all are so fake smh

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Gold has tagged Silver in his status- If I was the last man on Earth, would you date me?

Comments:

Silver: If you were the last man on Earth, I wouldn't exist

Gold: ...

Gold: F**k

Silver: You wish

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Sylveon has updated her status- I'm sick of this. It hurts my cold, dead, heart

Comments:

Arceus: Good, mine too

Sylveon: Gotta crush something else

Arceus: Wait

Arceus: No

Sylveon: Yes

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Sylveon has tagged Everybody in her status- Honey, what's your favorite color?

Comments:

Everybody: OH!!!

Everybody: THE RAINBOW!

Sylveon: ...

Sylveon: The gays it is

Arceus: NOOOOOO

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Hilda has tagged N in her status- Honey, there is literally no one I'd rather be with than you! You're my entire world, and I love you more than anything!

Comments:

N: ...

N: Okay

Hilda: ...

Hilda: What?

N: I forgive you

Hilda: AHHH

Hilda: Really???

N: Yes

Hilda: OMG <3

Gladion: Damn, you're WHIPPED

Moon: Baby that's not very nice

Gladion: Sorry

Hilda: Well what do we have here?

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N has tagged Gladion in his status- Watch them

Comments:

Gladion: Like a hawk

Moon: Hawkeye?

Lyra: Hawkmoth?

Steven: Hawking?

Gladion: Why are you all trash?

Lyra: WHY DID YOU LOSE YOUR SNAC STATUS TO A VIDEO GAME CHARACTER

Gladion: ...

Gladion: You're meaner than I thought

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Rosa has updated her status- OMG THE CUTEST THING HAPPENED WITH HUGHY TODAY

Comments:

Bianca: What happened

Hugh: Please no

Hilbert: Please yes

Rosa: SO

Rosa: We we're sitting on a bench in Driftveil City

Rosa: And then

Rosa: A Pidove flew into Hugh's hair, snuggled into it, and fell asleep

Bianca: Aw!

Hugh: Ugh

N: The Pidove wanted to make your hair it's best

Hugh: YEAH N I GOT THAT

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Cheren has tagged N in his status- Hey man, my Stoutland has been acting weird lately, could you talk to it and tell me what's up?

Comments:

N: He's lonely, Cheren

Cheren: Wait but you didn't even talk to i-

N: -I said he's lonely, Cheren

(A/N. Ahhh my ship is back. Kinda. It's gonna have to build itself back up again but yay

Man it's been awhile since I uploaded a real chapter, huh?

Wow I should write more

So uh

K thx bai!

Btw, I stole the K Thx Bai! thing from Lewtoons

I doubt any of y'all would know him

But

I love him

So much

Y'all have yet to find what I hid

I'm enjoying that you haven't found it yet)