Moon has tagged Gladion in her status- Where are you it's snac time
Comments:
Gladion: Oh I'm going to Unova
Moon: Why?
Gladion: To go check on some hoes
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Silver has tagged Gladion in his status- Don't come to Unova
Comments:
Gladion: Oh?
Hilda: Don't come
Gladion: And why not?
Silver: Because
Gladion: BECAUSE YOU GUYS ARE SINNING???
Silver: ...
Hilda: ...
Silver: No
Hilda: Wrong
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Nobody has tagged Sylveon in his status- What did you do
Comments:
Sylveon: I'm def not crushing anything
Arceus: I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not
Sylveon: Good
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Johanna has tagged Dawn and Paul in her status- S I N N E R S
Comments:
Misty: Ugh what now
Dawn: She caught us playing Jenga
Misty: You guys need a hobby
Dawn: We have one
Dawn: But we can only do it at Paul's house
Reggie: YOU WILL NOT SIN IN MY HOUSEHOLD
Paul: She was talking about watching movies
Reggie: Oh
Paul: (No she wasn't)
Reggie: OKAY
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Ash has tagged Misty in his status- We're breaking up
Comments:
Misty: No we're not
Brock: We're also not friends anymore
Misty: Yes we are
Tracey: You're mean
Misty: Uh-huh
Gary: You took my money and set me to jail
Misty: Yup
May: Uh...what?
Ash: Monopoly
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Moon has tagged Hau in her status- Malasadas or Lillie
Comments:
Hau: How dare you
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Lillie has tagged Hau in her status- Answer the question
Comments:
Hau: Babe-
Lillie: -Answer it or I'll call the squad
Moon: Actually the squad is out of commission right now, some drama or something, but I'll call Hugh I'm sure he'd be okay with murder
Hugh: I'm very okay with it
Hau: Um
Hau: Lillie
Hau: No
Hau: Malasadas
Hau: No
Hau: Lillie
Hau: Def Lillie
Moon: Goals...?
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Blue has tagged Red in his status- Can I have the top for once?
Comments:
Red: *Sighs*
Red: Fine
Red: Just for tonight though
Blue: YES I FINALLY GET THE TOP BUNK I AM LIVING MY BEST LIFE
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Arceus has updated its status- Wait a minute...What just happened?
Comments:
Anybody: Stuff and things
Dialga: Time for a new timeline, b*tch
Sylveon: Even I'm afraid of where this is going
(A/N. Don't worry. I'm working on the next chapter right now
K thx bai!)
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