If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook 2

Chapter Wow this series has gone downhill so quickly

Sylveon has tagged Arceus in her status- I'm sorryyyyyy

Comments:

Nobody: What's she sorry about?

Arceus: I have no clue

Sylveon: You sounded mad

Arceus: I thought you were mad

Sylveon: I am mad

Sylveon: Because you're mad

Arceus: ...

Arceus: I'm so confused...

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Paul has updated his status- Kill me. My girlfriend is insane

Comments:

Dawn: I am not!

May: What happened

Dawn: I put up the Christmas tree today!

Paul: It's too soon

Dawn: But it's the Christmas season

Paul: Too soon

Dawn: But-

Paul: -Too soon

Dawn: Ughhh you're no funnnn

Paul: That's not what you were saying last night

May: SINNERS

Dawn: Shut up and buy your brother some milk

May: NO

Max: YES

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Clemont has tagged Ash in his status- Help I'm confused

Comments:

Ash: Why

Clemont: So I told Serena that I wanted to go to sleep and she said "Fine. Go ahead."

Ash: She said "Fine" and "Go ahead"? With a period?

Clemont: Yeah

Ash: THAT IS NOT PERMISSION YOU'D BETTER DO SOME ROMANTIC SH*T RIGHT NOW MY DUDE

Serena: Yeah. Or else.

Ash: Or run

Ash: Either or

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N has tagged Hilda in his status- Hildaaaa I misss youuuuu

Comments:

Hilda: I'm in your lap

N: ...

N: I miss you

Hilda: ...

Hilda: I miss you too

N: * Gasp*

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Iris has tagged Trip in her status- Get off my hair you Wailord

Comments:

Trip: I weigh less than you

Iris: ...

Iris: What's your point

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Hilda has tagged N in her status- You have a nice butt

Comments:

N: Is that a compliment?

Hilda: Yes

N: Thanks

N: You have a wonderful personality

Hilda: ...

Hilda: F**k I love you

(A/N. Look the shortest chapter I've ever written!

Idk

Felt like uploading

Sue me

So uh

K thx bai!)