Red vs Blue (Male OC Insert) [Being heavily overhauled]

Season 9 Chapter 19: Whole Lot of Shaking

Tremor

Church: Oh if you see Agent Washington, do me a favour, tell him I said memory is the key. He'll know what that means. Oh and also, tell him I said thanks. Good luck guys.

Tex: Well I'm goin'. You can sit around here until the world ends; but as long as I'm here, there's something I can do about it.

Church: Tex I wouldn't expect anything else.

Tremor starts

Caboose: Church, I-

Tucker: Aw crap!

Tex: This tank needs to move, right now.

Cut to the Reds

Sarge: Everyone, get in the digger!

Simmons: It's no use Sarge, there's no time!

Donut: Repent, repent! Give up your evil ways! The end is nigh!

Tremor ends

Simmons: Oh shut up Donut!

Grif: Yeah. Did you suddenly find God or something?

Donut: Yeah, I've never been much for religion, but I figure I can get in just under the wire. Why not hedge my bet?

Tremor

Grif: Calm down, the world is not ending. Everything will be just fine. Everyone always thinks the world's gonna end during their lifetimes, but the truth is, none of us are that cool or interesting. So get over it.

Tremor

Simmons: At the current rate of decay, the world will shake itself apart in just a few minutes!

Andy: Hey, does this team's health insurance plan cover the apocalypse?

Grif: Give it a rest Andy.

Cut to Freelancer Citybase, with North looking at the rankings and York walking past him

North: List changed again.

York: Yep, lots of things changing these days. I think we got more change on the way.

He pulls his helmet with the shattered visor out of his locker, and tosses it in the armor processing bin

North: You feel it too?

York: Y-know I felt it since Texas showed up. And when cops and military started shootin' at us, yeah, I find I just keep coming back to the same question in my head. Over and over again.

North: And what question is that?

York: We're the good guys, right?

North: Yeah, of course we are.

York: You don't sound so sure of yourself.

North: No... No, I suppose I don't.

Ghost: Of course you don't.

York: Ghost?

Ghost: Because we aren't really the good guys anymore.

North: What do you mean?

Ghost: Destroying stuff, Killing lots of people, leaving collateral damage... It just describes evil.

York: But we are saving the world.

Ghost: ... I don't think we are anymore.

Cut to C.T. talking to a terminal

C.T.: I'm trying. I understand. I I just need more time to- I have to go.

She sees Wash approaching and turns off the monitor, in which we see the Pilot, before walking past Wash

C.T.: What're you looking at? Mind your own business.

Washington: I should say the same.

And we're back to the Blues in their pet tank

Caboose: Punch it Tucker!

Tucker: I am punching it!

Caboose: Well punch it harder. E- try kicking it!

Tucker: Caboose this is as punched as this thing gets. It's a tank not a fucking Lamborghini.

Cut to Church on the base as they drive away

Church: Good luck guys.

Tex: So, think they'll make it?

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Church: Oh, I think they might have time to squeeze in one last adventure. Can't really ask for more than that, can you.

Tex: I suppose not.

Church: So you decided to stay?

Tex: Yeah.

Church: Finally gave in and believed me, huh?

Tex: Uh, not exactly. I just figured you haven't steered me wrong so far, h- why bet against a streak?

Church: Well, come sit with me then. I got some great seats for the end of the world. I saved you one.

Tex: Okay. You sure you wanna do this?

Tremor starts

Church: Yeah. You know it took a couple versions of me to understand it but I think sometimes, sometimes you just gotta let go. And if you do, the things you let go sometimes come back on their own.

Tremor ends

Church: They did today.

Tex: Wow, guess the theory is proven right then. Nick o' time.

Church: Yeah I guess it was.

Tex: So uhh, any regrets?

Church: Yeah, a few. I mean, probably should've learned how to shoot this damn sniper rifle.

Tex: Hhh, you guys did have a lot of downtime. Could have practiced I don't know, once or twice.

Church: Well, what can I tell you. I had other things on my mind I guess.