Red vs Blue (Male OC Insert) [Being heavily overhauled]

Reconstruction Season 6 Chapter 18

Director: Dear Chairman.

Fade in to the Freelancers attacking the structure

Director: I don't give a damn about your committee and its opinions of my work. Have you forgotten Sir, we were at war? A fight with an alien race for the very survival of our species? I feel I must remind you, that it is an undeniable, and may I say a fundamental quality of Man, that when faced with extinction, every alternative is preferable.

Cut to Church and Wash running up a ramp

Soldier: Over here, over here!

Washington: Get that door!

The door closes behind them and they arrive with the Reds

Church: What's the status up here?

Grif: Fucked up, 'bout to die, Simmons is a nerd... the usual.

Washington: Where are Ghost, South, Dhuka, and Sister

Grif: No clue

Washington: Damnit

Sarge: Looks like we've got at least half a dozen squads out there. They know our position, and we're outgunned.

Washington: So, what's the plan?

Sarge: Well we were gonna retreat down the hall until you just brought more guards up that way, so now the plan's pretty much to go down swinging. You first.

Grif: Hey Simmons, can you get back on that computer and change my affiliation from Red to Freelancer?

Simmons: Traitor.

Grif: Hey, you gotta go with the winner.

Caboose: Um, could you change my job title to something more important like astronaut-oh, I know, Space Marine!

Church: What are you idiots doing?

Simmons: This computer has all of Command's records.

Church: It does? Records on everybody?

Simmons: Yeah. You know, theoretically.

Simmons alt-tab's the screen to something benign to no longer show the big BLUES DELETED on screen

Simmons: Hup du-doo, doo doo, nothin' to see here, doo doo doo doo...

Church: Oh great, now I'll show you that you're wrong.

Washington: What an excellent idea.

Simmons: Wrong about what?

Church: Wash has been trying to convince me, that I'm, an A.I.

Grif: Hunh? Why would he do that?

Washington: Because he's transparent? He can take over other people, you know, that kind of stuff.

Grif: That's because he's a ghost dude.

Church: Thank you, that's what I said.

Washington: If he's a ghost, why aren't any of the other soldiers turning in to ghosts?

Church: Okay fine, why don't we just settle this? Simmons, look me up in the database.

Simmons: Yeah I'd like to help, but we may have just kind of, you know, deleted all that stuff for the Blues.

Washington: All of what stuff for the Blues?

Simmons: The everything stuff?

Washington: Didn't I tell you not to touch anything?