Season 5 Episode 99: Repent, The End Is Near

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Fade in to Flowers in the underground lair talking to the computer

Flowers:    Yes, everything is coming together as planned. And these fools still have no idea. Once the young one gets his sword, there will be no stopping us.

Vic:    Hey, what about the other guy dude, does he know about the thing with the thing?

Flowers:    No that beast does not suspect anything either. Everyone has played right in to our hands. Muuhuhohuhhahahahaaa. ...Okay maybe that was a little loud. Huhahahaaa. There. That's better.

Cut to Ghost, Tucker, and Church fleeing from all the Wyomings

Wyoming 6:    They're getting away!

Tucker:    Come on!

Wyoming 1:    Cut them off!

Church:    Why aren't you being affected by any of this?

Wyoming 3:    Remember the sniper shot.

Tucker:    He said it has something to do with the sword!

Tucker turns and shoots Wyoming 4 in the head with the sniper rifle

Wyoming 3:    I told you to watch for the sniper shot.

Ghost: (cuts a Wyoming in half) Who told you that?

Wyoming 5:    I've got to get my sight!

Tucker:    Just trust me!

Wyoming 7:    Get off the ledge you fool!

Tucker turns and shoots Wyoming 1 off the top of the base

Wyoming 1:    Ah- Ooph!

Tucker:    The cliff! Head for the cliff!

Wyoming 2:    This time flank him!

Tucker:    That's where Tex will be!

Church:    Are you sure?

Wyoming 7:    Hey, hey!

Tucker:    No, not that way!

Wyoming 7:    Now I've got you!

Tucker aims at Church's head, and Church ducks, allowing Tucker to shoot Wyoming 7 in the face

Wyoming 7:    Ah!

Church:    Hey you know what, I kinda like this new all-knowing badass Tucker. He's certainly a lot better than the old one.

Church heads off between some rocks

Tucker:    No Church wait! The other way!

Gary:    Knock knock Church.

Church:    Son of a bitch!

Gary fires the tank's cannon at Church, who evades and rejoins Tucker and Ghost

Tucker:    I meant the other other way. My bad dude.

Church:    I take back what I said! You still suck.

Tucker:    Okay Tex perfect, now listen.

Tex:    What the hell? Why do you guys keep giving away my position?

Tucker:    It doesn't matter, they know you're here anyway. DUCK!

Church and Tex duck, and a sniper shot goes through where both their heads used to be.

Wyoming 3:    Once I hit a towel.

Tucker:    See?

Church:    Tex, this is almost gonna be impossible to explain, but he knows exactly what's going on, and we just need to trust him.

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