Sheila's turret pointed at Grif, then it turns to face Simmons
Grif: Why is it just sitting there?
Simmons: Just trying to mess with our heads. Let's get back to the Warthog.
Cut to the view from the tank
Sheila: This tank is equipped with an auto-fire sequence that can be activated by pressing the auto-fire button.
Rookie: Auto-fire, auto-fire, here, here! No, wait... okay that's more a switch than a button...
Sheila: (over top of the Rookie's lines) This will end the tutorial, and should only be activated if proper safety procedures...
Cut to Simmons and Grif
Simmons: Okay, you ready? Let's do this on three. One...
Grif: Wait. On three? Or three and then go?
Simmons: On three. It's always faster to go on three.
Grif: Okay, okay. On three.
Cut to the view from the tank
Rookie: Here!
Sheila: Tutorial deactivated. Auto-fire sequence activated.
Cut to Simmons
Simmons: Ready?
Cut to the view from the tank
Sheila: Acquiring target.
Cut to Church and Tucker
Church: I'm going for the jeep. Cover me.
Cut to Simmons and Grif. Grif is backing away
Simmons: One...
Grif turns around and starts running away
Cut to view from the tank, tracking Grif
Sheila: Target acquired.
Cut to Grif running
Grif: Oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit...
Cut to Simmons
Simmons: Two...
Cut to view from the tank, locking on to Grif's back
Sheila: Target locked.
Cut to Church running toward the Warthog, breathing like he's giving birth
Cut to Simmons
Simmons: Three! (turns around, sees Grif running) Oh, you back-stabbing cock bite!
Sheila: Firing main cannon.
Tank fires, blows up the Warthog right in front of Grif
Simmons: (next to tank) Son of a bitch!
Grif: (next to jeep) SON OF A BITCH!
Church: (near jeep) Son of a bitch!
Sheila: Firing main cannon. (fires)
Simmons: Shit!
Sheila: Firing main cannon. (fires)
Simmons: Dammit!
Sheila: Firing main cannon. (fires)
Cut to Church running back up to meet Tucker
Tucker: Hey dude, the jeep blew up.
Church: No kidding. Thanks for the update, Tucker.
Cut to Grif and Simmons hiding out behind a rock
Sheila: Firing main cannon. (fires, hits the rock)
Simmons: Hey, I have a great idea. Let's get out of the jeep, and sneak around the back of the rock.
Sheila: Firing main cannon. (fires, hits the rock)
Simmons: Great plan you idiot!
Cut to view from the tank, scanning the rock
Sheila: All targets eliminated. Acquiring new targets.
Turret starts panning up and to the left
Cut to Church and Tucker, Church standing in the open looking down at the tank
Church: Hey Tucker, look at this, man: it's the rookie! And he brought the tank out to scare off the reds.
Tucker: What? No way!
Church: Hey rookie, good job man! Why didn't you tell us you knew how to drive the tank?
Sheila: New target acquired. (spinning turret around at Church)
Cut to view from the tank, slowly panning up the cliffside at Church
Rookie: That's not a target. That's Church.
Church: Yeah, that's right, it's me, Church! What's going on, man!
Sheila: (locking on to Church) Target locked.
Cut to the Rookie in the driver's seat of the tank
Rookie: What? No. Target unlock. Unlock! Please help me nice lady.
Sheila: Firing main cannon.
Rookie: Uh oh...
Tucker: Uh oh...
Church: What? Oh, son of a bi-
Tank fires, hits Church, throws him sprawling, high up in the air. Church lands back on the ledge again
Tucker: Holy fuck! Church, are you okay? Talk to me, Church! You shot Church, you team-killing fucktard!
Sheila: Auto-fire sequence deactivated.
Church: (dying) Tucker! ...Tucker!
Tucker: Church! It's going to be okay, man.
Church: No. Ah... I'm na, I'm not gonna make it. Tucker, there's something I need to tell you.
Tucker: What is it?
Church: I just want you to know, I always hated you. I always hated you the most.
Tucker: Yeah, I know you did. Now hurry up and die, you prick.
Church: Okay. Hierh! Blueah.
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