Red vs Blue (Male OC Insert) [Being heavily overhauled]

Season 9 Chapter 7: Case File 01.045

Freelancer Case File 01.045 //Level 2 Confidential [DOCUNET] - Mission: Failure, all objectives

Fade in on a ship docking, then cut to Wash approaching another Freelancer who's sitting on a bench

Washington: It wasn't your fault, Connie.

Connie: Easy for you to say. You didn't drop the ball.

Washington: The ball got dropped. We were all there, it's everyone's responsibility.

Connie: Dammit, why are you doing that?

Washington: What am I doing?

Connie: Making excuses for me. I'm not, making excuses for myself. Why are you.

Washington: I'm trying to make you feel better.

Connie: Yeah? Great. Hey, why don't you go make Carolina feel better? Go pat Maine on the head. See how that works out for you.

Washington: We all make mistakes.

Connie: No. We don't. That's the point. We don't all make mistakes. Some of us very specifically make mistakes, and others don't seem to make any, mistakes at all.

Washington: Connie, come on.

Connie: That's why they're doing all this. These missions, the rankings, they're drawing a line between us Wash. And you're either on one side of that line, or you're on the other. And it's getting pretty God damn clear which side I'm on.

Washington: No-one thinks like that. We're a team.

Connie: I'm not, talking about you guys. I mean them. Him.

Washington: The Director? He's given us everything. He's helping us.

Connie: Helping us? Whake up. Wake the fhuck up, he's filtering us. This is a selection process, Wash. I don't know for what, but- if you're not at the top of that board, you're not worth anything to him.

Washington: You're just over-reacting. You've always been hard on yourself Connie.

Connie: Not, as hard as they are.

She thrusts her helmet into Wash's hands

Connie: Not nearly, as hard as they're going to be. And don't call me Connie. Makes me sound like a fucking kid. Call me C.T.

She starts walking away

Connie: Oh and, that line I talked about? You'd better hurry up and figure out what side you're on, Agent Washington. Before they figure it out for you.

Wash looks at her helmet, and yep, that's C.T.'s helmet from Recreation alright, from Fake C.T.

Cut to the Blues by the water

Tucker: Alright, class is in session. Students line up over here; teacher on this side.

Church: I'm not doing this.

Tucker: Dude, you've got a girl coming over. You don't know what to say to her. You need my help. And the first set of lessons is free.

Church: How are you qualified to teach us this stuff?

Tucker: Are you kidding me?

Church: No, no I'm not kidding. How are you qualified? You talk about girls all the time, I've never seen you with one.

Earthquake?

Tucker: I'm- I have lots of- okay, just shut up and listen. Stay quiet, and hold all your questions to the end. Now before we start, does anyone have any questions?