Red vs Blue (Male OC Insert) [Being heavily overhauled]

Season 9 Chapter 6: Familiar Feelings

Fade in to Church and Caboose on top of Blue Base

Church: Okay, Caboose, think back. When you called Command, about the Special Forces person, what did they say to you?

Caboose: They said, "This is Command, we read you Blue Base."

Church: After that.

Caboose: "Roger. Over and out."

Church: Before that. Somewhere between those two. Goodbye and hello are not the important parts of the conversation.

Caboose: No I know, and my name isn't even Roger. Although that is a very cool name. I wonder if it fits. "Roger, shut up." "Roger, don't put that in your mouth." "Roger put that down." "Roger will you please be my best friend? Signed, Church! P.S., your new name is the best. I like it. Signed Church. Again."

Church: What did they tell you in the middle? What did they say- I need you to focus, Caboose.

Caboose: ...

Church: Hugh, my- I need you to focus, Roger.

Caboose: Okay. They said that since one of our troops was hurt, and since we're outnumbered, they would send us a Special Agent to help us recover.

Church: And they said that Agent would be here...

Caboose: Yes.

Church: No, no. Not- not yes. When?

Caboose: When I was on the call with them.

Church: I mean the Special Agent.

Caboose: No, no- see the operator said that.

Church: When?

Caboose: When I called Command. How else would they tell me?

Church: Okay. Stop stop stop stop stop stop stop, let's just, go through this step by step, okay? You called Command.

Caboose: Yes.

Church: And they said they were sending a Special Agent.

Caboose: Yes.

Church: To our base.

Caboose: Yes.

Church: When did they say, the Special Agent was coming?

Caboose: Oh right before they gave me my new nickname.

Church: God dammit Caboose, alright just forget it.

Caboose: Naw- see it's Roger now, remember? See I know it can be confusing sometimes, Church you have to keep up.

Tucker: Hey Roger, what's wrong with Church?

Caboose: Oh I don't know, he's having trouble understanding something. You know how he is with that.

Cut to- I'm not calling him Roger. Cut to Sarge and Simmons working on the robot

Donut: Wow guys, your robot is looking great!

Sarge: Thanks. I didn't even know I was good with machines. You know what they say, necessity is the mother of-

Donut: Hey Sarge, can I ask you about something?

Sarge: Sure, go ahead.

Donut: Um, in private?

Simmons: Oh, sure, yu- I get it. Don't want me around, that's fine, no big deal. I mean, you're not talkin' 'bout me, right? Ha ha. Aright, you're not talking about me?