Red vs Blue (Male OC Insert) [Being heavily overhauled]

Revelation Chapter 12: Snooze Button

Fade in to Church, fuzzily

Church: What happened? Where am I?

FILSS: Safety protocols were initiated. Please remain calm.

Church: Sheila is that you?

FILSS: Yes.

Church: What is this place?

FILSS: Your operator has been injured, or incapacitated, and you are now in recovery mode. You will remain in this state, until such time as you can be extracted by a Recovery Agent, or your operator regains consciousness.

Church: Wait- you didn't send a recovery beacon, did you? Because that would be really-

FILSS: Recovery beacons only arm once a unit leaves the facility. This unit has yet to leave the facility. Therefore, we must first en-

Church: Yeah, yeah, I got it. Is that Tex?

FILSS: Affirmative. Technically she is not present in this environment, but if you would like to speak to her, I can relay communication through external channels.

Church: Yes, please.

FILSS: I am sorry but, she has refused the connection. She should not be able to do that.

Church: Yeah, that's not surprising. Can you force it through?

FILSS: I can try, but I would not recommend that action.

Church: Because it might damage her?

FILSS: No, I have just learned that when a woman wants to be alone, it is best to leave her alone.

Church: Myeah, good call. Hey get me outta this but uh, leave her in here until I figure out what to do with her.

FILSS: Suit yourself.

Tex turns toward him

Church: Uh... she didn't hear that did she?

FILSS: Unclear.

Church: I thought you weren't relaying my messages.

FILSS: Recovery Mode, disabled.

Church: You women always stick together. Man I hope she didn't hear that.

Cut to Doc and Wash staring into the cave where the Meta is angry

Washington: Are you going in or not?

Doc: Oh do I have a choice? Then not, let me go with that one.

Washington: Meta, get out here.

Meta: *something*

Doc: Yeah I'm definitely gonna stick with 'not', that seemed like the best one of those two choices that you gave me.

Washington: Get in there.

Doc: Tell you what: put me back in the wall, I like the wall. It was cozy and it protected me. I miss my wall.

Washington: You, are utterly useless. I know we brought you along for a reason but for the life of me I can't remember what it is.

Doc: The important thing is we're becoming friends. They say the bonds of men in combat are as strong as brotherhood.

Washington: Meta, get out here! Please!

Meta: *something*

Doc: Boy he sounds tense. Maybe you should give him a backrub. That wouldn't be weird, right? One Freelancer giving another a backrub?