Donut at the red base, in pink armor
Donut: Dude, this is sweet! Command was so happy that I got the blue flag, they gave me my own color armor!
Grif and Simmons look at each other
Grif: Uh... hey Donut?
Donut: What?
Simmons: Um, about your armor...
Donut: What about it?
Simmons: How do I put this... Your armor is, um... It's a little, um... Grif, uh, you wanna help me out here?
Grif: It's pink. Your armor is fricking pink!
Simmons: Yeah, that's it. Pink.
Donut: Pink, my armor's not pink.
Grif: Pink.
Simmons: Yeah, definitely pink.
Donut: You guys are colorblind. Why would they give me pink armor?
Grif: Hey, donask, dontell.
Simmons: (over Grif's laughter) Heh, that's not funny.
Grif: (laughs a little more) It's a little funny.
Donut: Look at it, it's not pink. It's like uh... a lightish red.
Grif: Guess what: they already have a color for lightish red. You know what it's called? Pink.
Donut: I hate you guys.
Sarge: (running up the ramp with Lopez and Ghost in tow) Well hello, dirtbags. ...and a fine hello to you, madam.
Donut: It's light red.
Ghost: Do you know your wearing pink armor?
Donut: it's not pink it's light is red for fucks sake's
Valkyrie, Ophelia, & Ghost: Lightest red and pink are the same thing...
Simmons: What was that?
Ghost: Nothing!
Sarge: Don't get your panties in a wad there, Barbie. Do you have a package for me?
Donut: Yessir.
Sarge: Excellent.
Donut: (holding up a mechanical unit) They said this speech unit should work with Lopez.
Grif: Speech unit?
Donut: (handing the unit over to Sarge) Here you go.
Sarge: Affirmative. Command was fresh out of speech modules when I first started building Lopez, but once I get this baby installed, I'll finally have someone intelligent to talk to. ...No offense, Ghost, Simmons.
Simmons: Oh, don't worry, I know who you meant sir.
Ghost: I think everyone knows who he meant.
Grif: Wait a second, Lopez is a robot?
Simmons: Of course he is. You didn't notice that he never talks?
Grif: I just thought he was a really quiet guy.
Ghost: And the fact that he sleeps standing up and drinks motor oil didn't get your attention.
Grif: Well I, I did think the motor oil thing was a bit odd... Uh, I just thought he was trying to impress me.
Ghost: No one wants to impress you... I'd rather kill you...
Grif: What do you say?
Ghost: Nothing!
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Red vs Blue (Male OC Insert) [Being heavily overhauled]
FanfictionYou were one of the first freelancers and one of the best you could never fill a mission no matter what happens you always succeed no matter who you fight you always come out on top. You've lost a lot of people you care about in your life along with...
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