Fade in to Grif still yelling like a walrus
Grif: Nooooooooooo-
Sniper shots make him dodge
Sarge: Close!
Simmons: Thank you sir!
Grif: Nooo!
Sarge: Donut, you're going outta turn.
Donut: I thought I went after Simmons.
Sarge: No, we go in line. It goes you then me, then Simmons, then back down to me then you, then me then me, then Simmons then me then me then Simmons, me, me Simmons you Simmons me me me Simmons you. Me. Then me again. It makes perfect sense!
Simmons: But doesn't that mean you go twice as much? Or, ten times as much?
Sarge fires
Grif: Ow!
Sarge: This is the best game since Grifball.
Grif: I'm not comin' down!
Sarge: Hey Grif! Move back and forth like one of those ducks at the carnival!
Sarge fires, Grif ducks out of the way because he's telepathic or something
Sarge: No, don't duck, that makes you harder to hit. Act like a duck!
Simmons: Wait a minute, that was my turn!
Sarge: This is the Lightning Round.
Simmons: Who's in the lightning round?
Sarge: Me.
Grif: Alright, fuck this, I'm comin' down!
Sarge fires again
Grif: OW! I said I'm comin' down!
Sarge: Hyaha, buzzer beater! Take that you stupid duck.
Cut to the the moron, The mysterious guy with a skull on his visor, the possibly black guy, the chick in black and the ghost standing outside the complex
Tucker: We haven't seen that alien thing come out, so he's probably still hiding in there.
Caboose: Or, eating metal Church!
Tex: Alright then. Let's roll.
Church: Okay... Here we go...
Ghost: After you...
Tex: ...
Ghost: ...
Caboose: ...
Tucker: ...Uh, we're not moving.
Church: Yeah, yeah, okay. (clears throat) Here we go.
Tucker: ...We're still not moving.
Caboose: Does talking count as moving?
Ghost: In a way, yes.
Tex: (stepping forward) Alright screw it. You guys get behind me, and stay tight.
Tucker: Bowchickabowwow.
Tex: Never mind, Tucker's in front. And Ghost behind me. And stare at my ass
Tucker: Eh, it was worth it.
Ghost: What do you say?
Tex: Nothing!
Ghost: Seriously after this you and me are going to have a long talk.
Cut back to Red Base in the Gulch... well, a little bit away from Red Base
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Red vs Blue (Male OC Insert) [Being heavily overhauled]
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