Sarge drives past Grif and Simmons and skids to a stop near them, and gets out
Sarge: Now this is more like it! Great job on the simulator Lopez! And good work on the power Simmons.
Simmons: Thank you Sir.
Grif: Simmons? I'm the one that was almost killed just so you could get the electricity back on.
Sarge: Yep, but it was worth it.
Grif: You say that every time I'm almost killed.
Cut to Simmons approaching Sarge outside the Blood Gulch base
Simmons: Sarge, Grif was spying on the Blues and they captured him!
Sarge: What did you find out, are they planning something?
Simmons: No, they were just standing around talking like always, but now they're gonna kill him!
Sarge: Well, it was worth it.
Cut to Simmons and Sarge inside the Blood Gulch base
Sarge: The base looks so clean, Simmons! Excellent work.
Simmons: Yeah, too bad Grif was almost killed by his allergic reaction to the cleaning supplies.
Sarge: It was worth it.
Cut to Sarge and Simmons standing over Grif on fire
Sarge: ...Worth it.
Back to the giant holoroom
Sarge: Only because it's always true. There's very few tasks that wouldn't balance out by you making the ultimate sacrifice.
Simmons: And at least this time we got something out of it: we got power, and a new weapon.
Sarge: Let's test this bad boy out.
Sarge hops on the back of the holojeep and points the gun at Grif
Grif: Whoa, wait a second, does this hologram jeep fire hologram slugs, or real slugs?
Sarge: As long as we're in this room everything will seem real to us. It's all simulated, but your mind makes it real.
Simmons: Ooh, like the Matrix.
Lopez: Sí. Sin toda la filosifa del este.
Caption: Right. But without all the Eastern philosophy stuff that no one understands.
Grif: Alright, fuck this then, I'm gonna go stand over there.
Sarge: Well guess what, dirtbag, I don't need you for target practice any more. I've got my own holo-Grif programmed in to the system already.
Lopez hits a button on the wall and a new Grif pops up
Hologrif: Hello, I am literally the worst program ever made.
Simmons: Sounds like someone hasn't used Google Chrome.
Sarge: Locked and loaded, ready to fire at the bloated. Grif- I mean fake Grif. Go stand over there.
Hologrif: Cool. Whatever.
Sarge: This is a magnetized propulsion system. It can fire massive slugs at an outrageous velocity. Check it out.
Sarge fires, and Hologrif goes flying
Hologrif: Blarg, I deserve it!
Sarge: Heh heh heh. See? How awesome is that?
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