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I moved back home for Corona to stay with my parents, while Jonah my boyfriend was still in LA. And my family got a dog and I wanted to show Jonah. So, I facetimed him.
"Jonah!!!! Guess what I got??" He raised one eyebrow and looked at me weirdly.
"Did you get another boy prostitute?" I laughed at his response.
"I never had one in the first place!"
He laughed back at me and I just shouted. "ANYWAYS!!! My mum and dad got a dog. Look." I showed him Carl the dog but it was a picture because he was down stairs and I couldn't be bothered to go down and get him.
"Aww he's so cute. I need to fly down and meet him." Jonah said with puppy eyes.
"You do. I want to go cuddle him but I'm to lazy to get out of bed."
"You lazy bitch." Jonah said in his funny voice.
"Rude."
"Maybe could send me a video of Carl? So, I could actually see how cute he is."
"He is so cute especially when I play with him you'll love him." I said because I can't wait for Jonah to meet Carl.
