Red vs Blue (Male OC Insert) [Being heavily overhauled]

Recreation Chapter 11: Dumb Cop, Bad Cop

Sarge: What is that, what're you doing?

Sister: Um, Ghost.

Ghost: Wha- Oh God damnit.

Grif: Uh oh, here comes-

Sarge: Caboose, stop messing with their jeep.

Caboose: I'm not doing anything, just ignore me.

Sarge: If you're not doing anything, then what would we be ignoring?

Caboose: Ignore what I'm not doing.

Cuts to Dhuka and South finding the bodies of the real marines

Dhuka: That's not good

South: You're right, come on, we need to get back to the others and tell them what we found.

They both run off back to Ghost and the others

Let's join Simmons and Lopez for a joyous period of time

Lopez: OK Simmons. Se hacen sus motocicletas.

Caption: OK Simmons. Your motorcycles are done.

Simmons: Wow Lopez, that's great. You made motorcycles? Thanks!

Lopez: Ahora usted puede alcanzar a Sarge,

Caption: Now you can catch up to Sarge,

Lopez: Le dice sobre ese unidad del AI.

Caption: Tell him about that AI unit.

Simmons: Now I can catch up to Sarge, and tell him all about that A.I. unit he has.

Lopez: Usted está imitando?

Caption: Are you mocking me?

Simmons: Alright, I'll be back as soon as I can. Come on Donut! Hey, Lopez? Did you see where Donut went?

Lopez: No.

Caption: No.

Simmons: I'll bet he's over at Blue Base again. I'll go get him. Man, why do I have to do everything around here?

Lopez: Usted?

Caption: You?

Lopez: Acabo de construir dos motocicletas.

Caption: I'm the one who just built two motorcycles.

Simmons: Yeah, I know Lopez. I guess I'm just naturally responsible, and people take advantage of that. It's a curse, really. I'll go grab Donut, bring him back for his motorcycle.

Lopez: No. Ninguna motocicleta para él. No Donut.

Caption: No. That's not for Donut.

Simmons: No that's not for Donut? Then why'd you build a second one?

Lopez: Eso es un repuesto.

Caption: That's a spare.

Lopez: Sé mejor construiros siempre dos vehículos.

Caption: If there's anything I've learned about working with you idiots, it's always build two vehicles.

Simmons: Uh huh? I don't even understand- okay, whatever Lopez. See you soon!

Simmons drives down the ramp and immediately crashes

Simmons: Hey uh, I'm just gonna take this other motorcycle?

Lopez: Las llaves están en la ignición.

Caption: The keys are in the ignition.

Cut to Sarge and Grif

Sarge: Okay, let's see what we can find out. You guys follow my lead.

Jeff: Hey, what's going on down here?

Caboose: I said nothing.

Sarge: Eh ah, uhm, we're just down here scavenging for parts like you said.

Jeff: Okay. Well hurry it up.

Grif: You realize we're not gonna fix this in like the next ten minutes, right?

Jeff: Yeah, just the sooner the better.

Sarge: Why, what's going on around here?

Jeff: I can't tell you that.

Sarge: Can't tell us, or you don't want to tell us?

Jeff: I can't tell you, which is convenient because I don't want to tell you.

Grif: Why don't you wanna tell us?

Jeff: Because it's secret!

Sarge: Regular secret? Or top secret?

Jeff: Top secret.

Sarge: Dammit, the worst kind!

Grif: Well why is it so secretive?

Jeff: I can't tell you that, because that information is classified.

Sarge: Classified as what?

Jeff: Classified as something I can't tell you, now stop fishing for information!

Grif: ... What information do you think we're fishing for?

Jeff: Okay, that wasn't even a good attempt.

Grif: Yeah, I gotta agree with that.

Jeff: Look, I'm sure you're curious. We're curious about you as well. All you need to know is what you can plainly see. We're trying to uncover that structure to, recovern something. That's already more than you need to know!

Grif: Do you have a name?

Jeff: You can call me C.T.

Wow, C.T.? Seriously? So from one set of initials to another? Laaaaaaaame!! Also you stole that name...

Grif: You said Jeff earlier!

C.T.: You can call me C.T. now.

Sarge: Got a rank there C.T.?

C.T.: Not one you would recognize. Now let's- hey, where's the other's!?

Caboose, Ghost, Sister and Connie are gone, by the way

Sarge: Uh, what guy?

C.T.: The others.

Sarge: They're right there.

C.T.: The other others.

Grif: He's right, there?

C.T.: THAT'S IT! You're either here to investigate us, or you're complete idiots. Either way, I've had it.

Grif: Investigate?

C.T.: Hhh, tell me where the blue and black and others went along with Connie, or I'll shoot the orange one.

Cuts to South and Dhuka overlooking the Jeep and the radio

South: Where is Ghost and Connie they're not there

Dhuka: Caboose is also missing

Alarms go off, people start running around

South & Dhuka: Well that's not good.

Cuts to 1 minute ago

Sarge: ...

C.T.: Well?

Grif: Dude, I can save you some time. You just picked the wrong guy to threaten. It'll make more sense when you get to know us.

Alarms go off, people start running around

C.T.: That's them, isn't it?

Grif: Probably.

C.T.: Move! Up the hill!