Red vs Blue (Male OC Insert) [Being heavily overhauled]

Recreation Chapter 4: Catching Up

Caboose: Who Epsilon? Yeah, it does that when you talk to it. It loves when people tell it stories. Especially about things, that have happened to us, and, and people we've met.

Ghost: I corrected the parts about Me and the girls.

Donut: You've been telling it stories?

Caboose: Yeah you know, to the best of my memory.

Donut: The best of your memory?

Caboose: Yeah.

Donut: I bet those are some pretty weird stories.

Ghost: They are... but they were interesting to listen too.

Donut: So, what is it?

Caboose: Oh, it's a memory component from a bigger A.I. that a bunch of scientists wanted to copy to make more but they couldn't. So they drove it crazy until it developed a split personality and, then they harvested all the different personalities for their experiments. You know.

Donut: Pretty weird.

Ghost: Try going through it.

Donut: Wait, you were a part of it?

Ghost: More like one of their experiments.

Caboose: I'm using it, and parts from Tex's body, parts from Sheila to make a new super best friend... but it's not going so well. I lit myself on fire.

Ghost: Multiple time... I had to put him out.

Donut: Where did you get it?

Caboose: We went on a big adventure- kind of like your adventure in that we needed help kind of like you need help. And then we needed some help and we got help from somebody. It was very helpful.

Ghost: ... I would love to be in your mind for 1 minute.

Donut: Well, could the person who helped you help us now?

Caboose: Ooooh. Oh?

Ghost: I have no Idea.

Cut to Washington standing in the middle of an empty room with a dude in poorly lit white armor approaching

White Dude: Washington. Got a call for you.

Washington: A call for me... who even knows I'm here?

White Dude: It came in on your personal secure channel. They routed it to us. You can, take it in here if you want.

Washington: Thanks.

White Dude: Three minutes.

Washington: What? Oh, yeah. Okay.

Wash heads downstairs and takes the call

Washington: This is Agent- uhm, this is Washington. Who's there?

Caboose: Agent Washington!

Washington: Oh dear lord. Caboose? How did you even find me?

Caboose: You are on my computer screen! I just looked at it!

Washington: No, I mean- never mind.

Ghost: Don't mind him.

Washington: Ghost?

Ghost: Sup fucker.

Washington: Never mind. What's going on, are you okay? I haven't heard anything about you or anyone.

Caboose: Oh yeah, I'm good. How 'bout you?

Washington: All things considered, guess I should be glad to be alive.

Caboose: Yeah. Did you get a big medal for beating Project Freelancer?

Washington: Yeah, sure. I've got a bunch more metal in my life now.

Ghost: Let me guess, jail

Washington: Yeah, How 'bout you?

Caboose: They gave us shiny new bases! The Reds have their place, and I have my own place! It's kinda cool! I think I'm gonna get a drum set.

Washington: Yeah- wait. Seriously? You have a new base?

Caboose: Well, it's not new new. They gave us the ones that were abandoned from Project Freelancer.

Ghost: They gave us Valhalla.

Washington: They gave you a base.

Caboose: What you didn't get a new base too?

Washington: No. No I didn't.

Caboose: Well you can come here and share my base with me. Oh, we need your help! Can you come right away? Can you come help us?

Washington: I don't think that's going to happen.

Some dude in white armor approaches Wash

White Dude: Alright Washington, back in your cell.

Washington: Guard, I need to see the Commander. Now.

White Dude: Yeah right, why the hell would I let you do that?

Washington: Because I think I've just found the missing piece to his puzzle.