Simmons: Wow!
Sarge: And in ten short seconds, it'll be ready to fire again.
Simmons: That's incredible! Wait a minute.
Sarge: Lopez, spawn me another holo-Grif on the pronto!
Lopez: Sí.
Grif: Did you guys see that?
Sarge: Shut up, real Grif. We're doin' important research over here. Hey Simmons, check this out. I'm gonna shoot the next one in the hoohoo.
Another Grif spawns
Hologrif: Oh hey guys, what's going on in thi-
Sarge kills it and we cut to the Blue Base, where Caboose is standing over a body talking in a slightly psychotic voice
Caboose: Finally, we're alll here. Now we can be together. Forever.
Cut to more Grifs being destroyed and stacked in the middle of the floor
Sarge: Alright! Lopez, another holo-Grif.
Lopez: Esta cosa hace otras blancos....
Caption: This thing makes other targets you know....
Sarge: Ah, let's stick to the fundamentals.
Simmons: Okay Sarge, do you mean to tell me that this thing fires only once every ten seconds?
Sarge: Yep, it's state of the art.
Another Grif spawns
Hologrif: Let's get this over with.
Simmons: But our last weapon fired ten thousand rounds per second!
Sarge: Mmhmm, if my math is right, and I think it is, that seems like more than this one.
Simmons: Yes. It is.
Sarge: How much more would you say?
Simmons: Well, the Chengo was ten thousand rounds per second, and this would be point-one of a round per second. So yeah, it was.
Sarge kills another one
Sarge: Hm. Does seem to be lacking a bit in the rapid-fire department.
Grif: I know I'm not crazy, I just saw something red.
Sarge: Oh well, a good craftsman never blames his tools.
Simmons: But, we made the tool in this case. Can we blame the craftsman?
Sarge: No Simmons, you and the gun are just gonna have to agree to disagree.
Five more Grifs pop up in a row
Simmons: Let me take a look. Maybe I can figure out a way to increase the rate of fire.
Sarge: And maybe Lopez can find a way to produce Grifs faster!
Lopez: ¡Hace otras blancos!
Caption: It makes other things!
Grif: Guys seriously, I know I saw something.
Grif runs up to the row, which Sarge and Simmons have already driven to
Grif: Aha, see? Look, this one's weird, it's all light red instead of orange.
Sarge: No, Grif, I'm sure it isn't.
Simmons: You're probably still hallucinating from the charge you took.
Grif: Yeah I don't think so, look.
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Red vs Blue (Male OC Insert) [Being heavily overhauled]
FanfictionYou were one of the first freelancers and one of the best you could never fill a mission no matter what happens you always succeed no matter who you fight you always come out on top. You've lost a lot of people you care about in your life along with...
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