Red vs Blue (Male OC Insert) [Being heavily overhauled]

Reconstruction Season 6 Chapter 12

Simmons: Meh, he wouldn't understand anyway.

Church: Your team sucks.

Sarge: At least our robot isn't the leader of our team. Bluebot.

Caboose finally wakes up and springs in to the conversation

Caboose: Hey! That's not nice. He means us right?

Church: Yes, and shut up. Oh wait, Bloodline.

Dhuka: What does that me-

Ghost wakes up and punches the closest person to him... who was Grif... he also punched him in the balls

Grif: Ahjhh! Why!

Grif Collapses on the floor

Sister: hahahahahaha!!

Ghost: I don't know, it just felt right.

Washington: Stop it! I can't stand this. No more bickering. You have to be the most immature soldiers I've ever met!

Grif: (In pain) Your face is immature.

Washington: Shut up. From now on everyone just keep quiet and don't talk unless I ask you a question. That's an order. I need to figure this out.

Ghost: Bitch I out-rank you.

Sarge: What's your rank, Ghost?

Grif: Oh yeah, I out-rank you bi-

Ghost: I'm a Major...

Grif: tch... Wait, what?

Ghost: I'm a Major, I out-rank all of you.

Sarge: When did this happen?

Ghost: Long before I met you.

Sarge: Wait, we are getting off track. Hold on, you can't order us around!

Washington: Yes, I can.

Sarge: What's your rank?

Washington: Hmy rank? You still don't get it, do you? H-you think you're real soldiers? You're not. You guys are nothing.

Grif: Whatever. Your face is... nothing.

Washington: We used your outposts as testing grounds. Practice. You never noticed that you never had anything to do unless a Freelancer showed up, or you made a call to Command?

Sarge: ...You're makin' that up.

Washington: Am I? Think about it. Name one thing that ever happened to you that wasn't directly preceded by Command calling you, or sending someone to your base. One thing. ...Anything? No? I thought so.

Ghost: Yeah you guys where just training dummies for freelancers.

Sarge: How do you know?

Ghost: I'm a Freelancer too.

Grif & Simmons: WHAT!!!

South: Shut up!

Washington: Yeah so, You three go assess the vehicles. See if you can find some trail of the Meta while you're at it.

Simmons: Ooh, finally a take-charge leader! I like it!

Sarge and Grif: Shut up.

Washington: Church, get back in your armor. You're just going to draw attention to yourself like that.

Church: Fine. But first-

Washington: No, no first, get in your armor.

Church: I really think I should tell you what it is-

Washington: Sh.

Church: I have a message from Delta.

Washington: Delta? Why didn't you tell me?

Church: Oh come on, seriously?

Washington: How did you get in contact with him?

Delta appears

Delta: Because I am right here

Washington: How! The Meta should have taken you?

Delta: We can thank Ghost for that.

Theta appears

Theta: Yeah, Ghost is amazing at preparing things.

Washington looks at Ghost

Ghost: I always have a backup plan.

Washington: Well what is the message?

Caboose: Four!

Church: That wasn't a test.

Caboose: Yes it was I won A-plus.

Washington: What was the message?

Delta: "Memory is the key."

Washington: Memory is the key. Anything else?

Church: Nothin' important.

Caboose: Memory is the key? What does that mean?

Church: He said Wash would know.

Delta: And he should.

Delta and Theta dissapear

Washington: Memory is the key.

Church: Yeah I know, it didn't make any sense to me either. Just sounded like some kind of stupid riddle or somethin'.

Washington: Gather your gear. We're leaving. Now.

Caboose: I think he's angry because of what you said to him.

Church: Hihyeah. If I knew it was gonna make him leave I would've said it sooner.

Ghost: Church get in your body and lets go.

Cut to Wash arriving at the Reds and an overturned jeep

Washington: What's the status of the vehicles? Report.

Grif: You could have asked nicely.

Washington: You're right, I could. Report.

Sarge: They're all busted. We could probably fix one by takin' parts from all the others. That's one of my specialties. Gonna take a while though.

Washington: How long?

Sarge: Couple-a days.

Washington: No time. We need to start moving ASAP. And we need 10 seats. You're gonna have to get me three jeeps in a few hours.

Sarge: No can do. Not gonna happen.

Washington: Then we'll have to get them somewhere else. And I know exactly where we can find them.

Church: Why, where are we going?

Washington: Delta was right. Memory is the key.

Church: But what does that mean?

Washington: It means that only one thing remembers everything about these A.I. and where they come from. It will know how to stop them. We need to unlock the Alpha.

Church: The Alpha?

Washington: And that means we're going home. ...We're going to Command.

Ghost: Yeah the last place I want to be... I FUCKING HATE YOU ALL!!!