Red vs Blue (Male OC Insert) [Being heavily overhauled]

Reconstruction Season 6 Chapter 4

Command: Excellent Agent Washington, please stand by for orders.

The camera pans behind someone invisible who then darts off before Church looks where he was

Command: Now that you have reassembled the blues, you should head to Outpost 17-B. See what clues your team can gather there based on what they know.

Washington: Roger that.

Command: They want you to stop the Meta at all costs. This is a Level One directive. Good luck Wash. Recovery Command out.

Washington: Recovery One out. Come on, let's move out.

Church: Move out? Hey at what point in this conversation did you think that we were buddies or somethin'? I'm not goin' with you.

Caboose: Yes! You are not in our buddy club!

Church: Shut up Caboose, and what did I tell you about that armor, when we had to pick new suits?

Caboose: You told me to upgrade.

Church: That's not an upgrade! This is Mark Six armor, that's Mark Five. This is an upgrade.

Caboose: In a Top Ten list, five is better than six.

Church: We're not a top ten list!

Washington: How do you ever get anything done if all you ever do is argue with each other?

Church: We don't, that's part of our charm. Quit fuckin' it up!

Ghost: Yeah at Blood Glultch we just stood around and talked... it was honestly fun.

Washington: Look, I know you guys are all wrapped up in your little "red vs blue" battles-

Caboose: Blue vs red battles. No-one says red vs blue, it sounds stupid when you say it backwards.

Washington: But this is important. Actual military operations. Not your fake simulation stuff. Something is hunting our top agents, and I need all the help I can get to stop it.

Church: Stop it? If it's killing Freelancers I want to start a fan club for it, build it a website.

Ghost: One more word and I slit your throat.

Washington: And now that the ship from your canyon is crashed, we think it's more poweful than ever. It gains new abilities every time it kills-

Church: Wait wait wait, whoa- you found Tex's ship?

Washington: We believe so.

Church: Where?

Washington: Come with me, and I'll show you.

Church: Okay, I'm in.

Ghost: Well that was easy.

Dhuka: <Yes it was>

Sister: Yay, let's go find the Whores ship!

Caboose: Yes, this will be the greatest road trip ever!

Church: If you say anything positive, I will fucking kill all six of us right now.

Caboose: Okay. I will be very depressed about how awesome this will be.

The Meta decloaks on the base and starts meddling with a recording he made of Washington's conversation with Command to create new audio, then sounds the radio with it

Command: This is Command calling Red Base, come in Red Base.

Sarge: This is Blood Gulch Outpost Number One.

Command: Agent Washington has reassembled the Blues.

Sarge: I knew it! I knew he was a Blue! But wait Ghost is with him and he doesn't know! I have to save my Soldier!

Command: Gather your team, we want you to stop Agent Washington at all costs. This is a level one directive. Good luck Red Base.

Sarge: Hey, one sec. Any word on that soldier poison I ordered?

Command: No. Good luck Red Base.

Sarge: What about the robot nuts?

Command: No. Good luck Red Base. Command out.

Sarge: Well you don't have to get so te- ...

Meta closes the connection

Sarge: Hello? Hello, can you hear me? ...How 'bout now? This thing gets terrible reception. Only have one bar. ...Hello? Can you hear me now?

Meta sees someone in purple armor off to the side. South steps out from behind a broken wall with Delta activated

Delta: I still believe this course of action is dangerous. If we are following Agent Washington, logic would dictate that others could be as well.

South: It isn't just about him.

Delta: Then what is it about?

South: It's about Ghost.