Tex: Trust him. Ten minutes ago he shot me.
Ghost: He did WHAT!
Church: Yeah well that's I mean... you know, come on. Kind of a bitch. But don't worry, now that we're together, I'm sure he has an awesome plan. Right Tucker?
Tucker: Right, now you guys stay here and distract the Wyomings. I'ma go take care of that fuckin' tank.
Church: Distract! How?
Tucker: Not getting killed is a great way to start! Watch your back!
Shots hit the ground near Church's feet
Church: Jesus!
Ghost pulls down Tex behind a boulder as Tucker and Church run
Ghost: Tex listen: I know what O'malley's got planned and I got an idea on how to end this.
Tex: What! How?
Ghost: Listen carefully because we only got one shot at doing this perfectly... First your gonna have to-
Cuts to Tucker runs over the hill and rejoins Caboose
Tucker: Caboose, are you ready to help? I need you to do something.
Caboose: Great!
Tucker: I need you to run out there and get the tank to shoot at you and try to draw it closer to the ship. It's gonna be really dangerou-
Caboose: Okay!
Tucker: Caboose, that's why I always liked you. Everything falls in to two categories. Either you don't understand it, or you just don't care.
Caboose: Yeah, I don't really know what you mean by that. But I guess it doesn't matter.
Tucker: Exactly.
Caboose: Why didn't you have Ghost, Tex or Church help? Is it because I'm the best?
Tucker: No, it's because Church is an asshole and Tex doesn't trust me right now.
Caboose: Really? Why not?
Tucker: Eh, because I got to use a sniper rifle and I ended up unloading a round in to her ass.
Caboose: Hey chicka bum-bum.
Tucker: Caboose, what did I tell you about that!?
Caboose: Sorry, sorry.
Caboose heads boldly toward the tank
Caboose: Hey. Big mean tank jerk. Why don't you pick on someone your own size?
The tank starts heading toward Caboose
Caboose: Dah, that's more like it. ...Uh oh. Uh- okay, uh Tucker, uh, uh here it comes. Tucker? ...Tucker. Um, yeah, I- I I didn't really mean anything, I I just wanted to say um... Hi?
Tucker comes up behind the tank and inserts a hose in to its rear orifice
Tucker: Now Sheila!
F.S.: Affirmative.
Gary: What nuuuuuuuu...
Tucker: Did you get him Sheila?
F.S.: I have him! He is currently isolated behind a firewall. He is attempting to get through, but it will take some time. He is not that smart.
Gary: I heard that.
Tucker: Great. Caboose, stay here, I'll be back in a bit.
Caboose: Okay, but I still don't know what's happening. Good tank? Nice tank? Where is Ghost?
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