Tucker: Yeah right. Hey whey she kills you I'm gonna sell your armour to that pink guy on the Red team. I hear he's in the market.
Ghost: Actually Donut likes his armor.
Tucker: Really?
Ghost: Yeah it's kind of weird because ever since he got the armor he has been acting gayer and gayer... Don't get me wrong it's not a bad thing it's just annoying when he is talking about cleaning and other things he likes to talk about.
Tucker: Must be rough.
Ghost: Yep.
Tucker: ... This is the longest conversation we have had that hasn't ended in you saying "shut up" or "I will gut you alive".
Ghost: Yes it has.
Doc: Hey who's the yellow soldier?
Ghost: That's just Sister, she's new.
Doc: No-one told me about a new arrival. I'm supposed to examine everyone before they assume active duty.
Tucker: Don't sweat it, I already checked her out for you. Diagnosis: F.I.N.E. ...That spells fine.
Ghost: We know that.
Doc: Yeah, thanks. But I think a trained medical professional should be the one to-
Tucker: I'm a doctor - a doctor of love. PhD. Certified Loooveology, General Harasstitioner. Sexicologist.
Doc: First of all, love is not an officially recognised medical specialty. And also, PhDs? Heh, not really doctors!
Tucker: Dude you're a dork.
Sister: Hey!
Tucker: What's up Sis, what'd you and Tex talk about?
Sister: Oh, she was just talking about everyone here. How you're all idiots and jerks, and you guys are her idiots and jerks, and if I try to become more popular than her she would talk about me behind my back, and turn everyone against me, and then I would cry, and everyone would hate me, also that if I get near Ghost again, she would kill me, I'm not going to listen to her!... you know, girl stuff!
Tucker: Cool. Oh hey, speaking of girl stuff? This is Doc.
Sister: Hi.
Doc: Uh, hello, nice to meet you I'm the medic, eh if it's alright with you, I need to give you a quick physical examination since you're new. Do you want to come to Base where you might feel more comfortable taking off all your clothes?
Sister: Sure, lead the way. Seeya Tucker. Bye Ghost, We can have fun later.
Doc and sister heads towards the base
Tucker: ...What the fuck just happened?
Ghost: She is getting a check up dumbass.
Cut to Donut standing over Simmons' lifeless-looking body
Donut: Sarge, I found Simmons; he's over here, sleepin' on the job.
Simmons: Donut, I'm not sleeping, I was drugged.
Donut: Sorry Sarge, he's not sleeping; he's doing drugs.
Simmons: Hh, shut up Donut, I'm not doing drugs, we were attacked. Oh they must have used some kind of tranquilizer on me and ...Grif? Hey where's Grif?
Donut: Maybe he's out scoring you junkies some more drugs.
Simmons: They must have taken him.
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