Red vs Blue (Male OC Insert) [Being heavily overhauled]

Season 4 Episode 77: The Arrival

Church: And that's not Andy, just look, stay here!

Tucker: Ahw, would this be a bad time to mention that my stomach just started hurting really bad?

Doc: Oh boy, Caboose? Better go boil some water.

Caboose: How can you think of soup at a time like this?

Cut to Andy translating Lopez's message from Red Command

Andy: Here are your orders for winning the war. Eliminate the enemy. Okay, also, try to do better than you are currently doing. And, please win, thank you.

Grif: That's totally, totally lame. And not at all surprising. Which is also totally, totally lame.

Simmons: I don't know 'bout that Grif, I think there was actually some valuable tactical information in there. Right Sarge?

Sarge: Simmons have you lost your last marble? That was pure nonsense!

Simmons: Oh, that's what I meant.

Sarge: Eliminate the enemy, what kinda plan is that? I think Command has lost it.

Grif: Lost it? When did they have it?

Donut: Uh, speaking of the enemy, here comes one now!

Grif: Hey, let's eliminate him! Then we'll have one less thing in the to-do list!

Sarge: Uhh, I'm just so depressed. I can't even threaten your life for being a total jackass. ...Jackass. I'll kill ya.

Donut: Nah, I don't think eliminating him is gonna be easy. It looks like he's bringing his tank with him.

Simmons: What're you talking about Donut, the tank isn't coming out here. Look it's not even moving.

Donut: Yes it is, look.

Grif: Hey Sarge, cheer up, I've known Command was stupid all along. It can be hard at first but you'll get used to it.

Sarge: Just leave me alone. Dehrhrhrhr.

Simmons: Donut, I am looking, if it was getting closer, it would be getting bigger.

Donut: It is getting bigger, compared to that tree!

Simmons: What tree, there aren't any trees out here!

Grif: You wanna call me an idiot Sarge? That always makes ya feel better.

Sarge: Oh, shut up moron.

Grif: Heh, feels better, right?

Sarge: Yeah I, guess a little.

Simmons: Nope, not moving.

Donut: Yes it is! See, look closer!

Sheila: Firing main cannon.

Sheila fires in to the rock behind Simmons and Donut

Simmons: Okay, you're right, it's coming this way.

Donut: RUUUN!

The Reds scatter ...to behind a single rock

Donut: We're gonna die!

Sarge: Run men!

Simmons: Ah, run away!

Grif: No!

Simmons: Please don't kill me!

Grif: No!

Simmons: Not the fucking tank!

Donut: Run!

Cut to the Reds behind their rock

Sarge: Regroup men! Grif, start passing out additional ammo.