Book 2 of my T or D series!
Submit a dare for anyone in the Wings of Fire series!
This game is hosted by
-Joy, the younger, more murderous Glorybringer dragonet who has her own squad and likes weapons. Feel free to sign up for it!
-Air, eldest child...
Winter: I like when they grind real slow (real slow) I like when they almost naked (damn) Tell dad I'm so homo
Narwhal: Excuse me?
Amber: HE SAID HE'S SO HOMO.
Qibli: *flips open FBI badge* No homo.
Qibli: Full bi. *kisses Moon*
Winter: Lights off, doors shut Tall, dark, clean-cut Thick with a bubble butt, yup Mama, I like boys, I like pecs Like them arms when they flex-
Seashell: Have- Have you SEEN the arms?
Winter: Like that print in them sweats Tell them girls, "Thank you, next" I like when they text me sexy pics of 'em Like them abs when there's six of 'em Tell them girls I'm sorry I like boys
Mama, boys like me (I like boys who like boys)
Mama (I like boys who like boys)
Winter: Work (I like boys who like boys) Mama (I like boys who like) Boys like me, yeah (boys like me) They do (boys like me) Haha (boys like me) Motherfuckin' boys like me (bitch) Style like they name Harry Chocolate like Tyrese I pick him up at Barry's Crunch, Planet Fitness
Rainkeeper: Oh my moons, everything about the planet fitness where we live makes sense now.....
Winter: Shirt off in the lawn Sizzlin' like grease
Joy: SOMEBODY CATCH THE GREASED UP DEAF GUY!
Kelp: Family guy reference? Really?
Winter: By day his name Gaston By night I call him Beast
Seashell:........
Seashell: *conflicted screaming*
Nightflyer: arE yoU FRIgHTenEd?
Winter: Bitch, B to the O to the Y to the S Boys will be boys and with boys I'm obsessed Boys in their gym clothes, boys in a dress
Qibli: I wore a dress once.....
Hailstorm: You did what?
Qibli: *winks*
Hailstorm: *disturbed*
Winter: And if boys are a crime then I'm under arrest
Narwhal: Well at least he admits it. SOMEBODY ARREST HIM.
Winter: 'Cause I've been boy crazy since the boy scouts
Nightflyer: Um-
Nightflyer: Well.....
Nightflyer: Nevermind.
Winter: Fuck the closets, let the boys out Don't be a camel when you are a llama, period
Air: It's an alpaca, dumbass.
Winter: No comma, bring on all the drama Mama, I like boys, I like pecs Like them arms when they flex Like that print in them sweats Tell them girls, "Thank you, next" I like when they text me sexy pics of 'em Like them abs when there's six of 'em Tell them girls I'm sorry I like boys Mama, boys like me (I like boys who like boys) Hahaha (I like boys who like boys) Work (I like boys who like boys) Mama (yeah) (I like boys who like) Boys like me (sorry) (boys like me) Not sorry (boys like me) (Boys like me) Motherfuckin' boys like me, bitch
Amber: Can we all just agree that the chorus is SO FREAKING CATCHY-
Air: *singing along* I like pecs, like them arms when they flex-
Nightflyer: *staring*
Air:........What?
Nightflyer: Nothing, please continue.
Air:.......Like them abs when there's six of 'em,
Winter:......So?
Hailstorm: So how long have you and Qibli been dating?
Winter: WHAT?!!!
Qibli: Only about a year.
Hailstorm: Aw, when's your anniversary?
Winter: HAILSTORM!
Tundra: That was disgusting, I only have two children, can I go home now?
Joy: You're excused, stupid cow.
Seashell: *snaps talons*
*Winter's family disappears*
Winter: Can I be a real boy again yet?
Nightflyer: One more dare yet, Pinocchio.
Winter: *inhales*
Winter: *world's longest sigh*
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