No Homo, Full Bi (J.W.)

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*Blaze appears*

Blaze: *loud shriek, runs over, hugs Glacier*

Narwhal: Glacier-?

Glacier: Not a word, brother, or I'll have you demoted to seventh circle. *kisses Blaze*

Narwhal: *horrified but silent*

Rainkeeper: Happy Earth day by the way.

Nightflyer: Oh, and while we're mentioning important upcoming days, April 24th is a Day of Silence in order to protest and 'highlight the silencing and erasure of LGBTQ people at school' so if you want to participate, wear black and don't talk all day. I'm pretty sure the day for it is April 24th worldwide, but correct me if I'm wrong.

Tundra: I don't understand. WHY are we here?

Rainkeeper: Because Winter's going to sing a song for you.

Hailstorm: *looks around* But...He's not...here...

Winter: I'M RIGHT HERE YOU ASSHOLES.

Icicle: Oh my moons, he's a chick.

Narwhal: WHAT IS THIS?

Winter: Hell. This is my hell.

Amber: *slaps him for complaining*

Joy: Just sing, Winnie, because us hosts just listened to this song for the first time like five seconds before you got here, and I love it.

Air: It's beautiful. And very Winchester worthy.

Winter: *sighs*

Kelp: *clicks play on boombox*

*music starts*

Winter: Mama come, come doll, take a seat
There's someone you know that you've got to meet


Tundra: *sits* Okaaaaay

Winter: So brace yourself for the big reveal
He's about my height when he's not in heels

Tundra: Wait what?

Winter: Some boys play basketball
He played house with ratchet dolls

Icicle: Ha, loser.

Winter: It's not Santa Claus, it's time for applause
It's comin' out the closet

Air: *opens closet door and shouts into it*

Air: I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE DEAN! 

Winter: Mama, I like boys, 

Tundra: YOU WHAT?

Winter: I like pecs
Like them arms when they flex
Like that print in them sweats
Tell them girls, "Thank you, next"

Winter: I like when they text me sexy pics of 'em
Like them abs when there's six of 'em
Tell them girls I'm sorry
I like boys
Mama, boys like me (I like boys who like boys)
Mama (I like boys who like boys)
Work (I like boys who like boys)
Mama (I like boys who like)
Boys like me, yeah (boys like me)
Yeah, they do (boys like me)
Ooh (boys like me)
Motherfuckin' boys like me (bitch)

Air: He likes boys, finally now it's all makin sense....

Nightflyer: Wrong song, Air.

Air: Dang.

Winter: I like when they shake it, shake it

Joy: Who doesn't? *looks at Kelp*

Kelp: *goes very, very red*

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