Clay: Why would you say that....
Sunny: *starts crying*
Glory: Sunny it's okay-
Sunny: NO IT'S NOT ALL I CAN THINK OF NOW IS WHEN SCARLET THREW YOUR DECAPITATED HEAD AT US!
Glory: Wait Wha-
Deathbringer: WHAT?!?!?!
Glory: WHAT.
Deathbringer: WHAT!!!!!!
Rainkeeper: That was... That was not a fun day.
Clay: Never mind!I'm alive in the greatest nation!
Starflight: So proud of the exploitation of natives
Nightflyer: Exploitation, or just plain murder?
Clay: This graceful bird means freedom for all!
Starflight: Tell that to the slaves, and bald eagles aren't bald
Peril: Somebody's a Debby downer...
Clay: I can live in the moment, milk every second-
Starflight: At any time you could get clinical depression
Tsunami: Hmmmm.... What about now?
Sunny: Oh moons. *falls on floor*
Tsunami:.....Do you have clinical depression?
Sunny: NO, THIS IS JUST A RELATED EXISTENTIAL CRISIS.
Tsunami: Oh okay.
Clay: But I'll just be happy, no matter what's in store!
Starflight: It's quite genetic and we have no cure
Clay: Uh, at leastWe are young!!
Starflight: Not for long.
Clay: LIFE IS FUN!!
Starflight: It only goes downhill
Clay: We gotta make the most of it, make the most of it
Starflight: Or you'll regret it
Kelp: F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for you and me-
Joy: F is for fire that burns down the whole town, U is for uranium bombs, N is for NO SURVIVOOOORSSS-
Kelp: JOY!
Clay: We are young
Starflight: For now
Clay: Life is fun
Starflight: For some people
Clay: We gotta make the most of it, Make the most of it
Starflight: Good luck
Clay: Woo! I got a brand new job today!
Doin stuff that'll help the economy
I'll save money and buy things at the store
Starflight: Banks can crash and capitalism is flawed
Clay: And it's all because of my hard work
Starflight: And the thousand advantages you lucked into at birth
Clay: I put a lotta effort in my resume!
Starflight: Good thing you don't have a black person's name
Clay: I'm proud to be a functioning member of society
Finally, I can be the citizen I dream to be
Part of the community, contribute with my tax
What could possibly stop me?
Starflight: The shrinking middle class
Clay: I've at least got a nice stable job
Starflight: Until it's outsourced to China or replaced by a robot
Clay: OH GOD Well then I could relax a bit
Starflight: You'll be empty with nothing to distract from it
Clay: But man I'm a passionate graduate
I can be different and I have a career paths to pick from
I could be a rapper or an animator if I'm lucky
Starflight: Neither of those will make you happy, trust me
Clay: I'm able to choose what I pursue
Starflight: You're a slave to people born richer than you
Clay: Then screw it, I'll keep going in
Then I'll party on the weekend and sing
Starflight: Thanks to autotune
Clay: We are young
Starflight: Not for long
Clay: Life is fun
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Truth Or Dare With The DOD and JW Book 2
FanfictionBook 2 of my T or D series! Submit a dare for anyone in the Wings of Fire series! This game is hosted by -Joy, the younger, more murderous Glorybringer dragonet who has her own squad and likes weapons. Feel free to sign up for it! -Air, eldest child...
But it was FUN (D.O.D.)
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