Ha! GAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY (Both)

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Qibli: I DON'T KNOW HOW! I DON'T KNOW WHY! 

Qibli: BUT I LIKE LADIEESSSS, AND I LIKE GUYS-

Carnelian: I KISSED A GIRL AND I LIKED IT! THE TASTE OF HER CHERRY CHAPSTICK-

Qibli: I'm ggggggggETTING BI! I'M GETTING BI! I'M LETTIN MY BI FLAG FLY!

Amber: Gay or European? So many shades of gray! DEPENDING ON THE TIME OF DAY, THE FRENCH GO EITHER WAY!

All: *looks at Winter*

Winter: I'm not gay, guys, that ain't me

Qibli: LIES!

Winter: I'm just comfortable with my sexuality
So I can admit when I see a guy
Who has a handsome face, and pretty eyes...
And a rock hard chest, and ripplin' abs... Yeahhh
And the tightest ass, and those sculpted calves...
And those bulging quads, and the perfect bod...


Winter: And oh, my God, take your pants off

Qibli: *bursts out laughing*

Rainkeeper: Riptide?

Riptide: hmmmmmm

Tsunami: If you say Whirlpool, so help me, I will knock your teeth out.

Riptide: I don't know, I don't really know anybody.

Tsunami: Oh come on, there's gotta be someone!

Riptide: No, I don't think there is.

Deathbringer: That's ridiculous, if I were gay, I'd date you, you're chill.

Riptide: What? 

Deathbringer: What?

Riptide:......I mean, I guess I'd date you.

Glory: What?

Tsunami: What?

Amber: THERE. RIGHT THERE.

Qibli: IF YOU WERE GAY, THAT'D BE OKAY.

Carnelian: I MEAN CAUSE HEY,

Amber: I LIKE YOU ANYWAYS!

Deathbringer: uggghhhh Nikki-

Air: Tsunami?

Tsunami:.......

Tsunami: I mean

Tsunami: Lady Jewel seemed kinda chill.

Joy: L-lady Jewel.

Joy: From the HIVEWINGS???

Nightflyer: *gasps*

Nightflyer: SHE'S BEEN READING THE BOOKS!

Hosts: *freak out*

Tsunami: AND SO WHAT IF I HAVE?

Kelp: THE ONE RULE ABOUT BEING A FICTIONAL CHARACTER IS THAT YOU NEVER FIND OUT THAT YOU'RE FICTIONAL!!!

Joy: You know what, we just gotta burn it.

Riptide: Burn what-

Joy: BURN IT ALL!!!!

Hosts: *pours gasoline on everything, even the players*

Clay: wha-

Air: *lights a match using Peril*

Air: Top this, Azazel. *drops match*

*Entire room bursts into flames*

*One maga respawn and a visit from the Fire Department later*

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