Ha! GAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY (Both)

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Riptide: You would?

Tsunami: Shush.

Joy: *cue Walter voice* SHUT THE HELL UP.

Joy: Our dare is actually a truth today.

Nightflyer: ALL HAIL THE NOBLE TRUTHS!

Air: Look at that kids! The LAST TRUTH. Never gonna see one of those again!

Deathbringer: What's the truth?

Kelp: If you were gay, who would you date and/or screw?

All:.......

Joy: Make sense why the gays were excused?

Amber: Can we still stand here and sing gay songs?

Air: Yes.

Joy: That is your requirement for today.

Carnelian: Oh, well in that case.

Qibli: WHILE TURNING GAY THE OTHER DAY, A THOUGHT OCCURRED TO ME, 

Carnelian: I WANT A GAAAYYY DISNEY PRINCE!!!!!

Qibli: I'D LIKE TO TRY MOST EVERY GUY, FROM HERE TO TIMBUKTEEEEEEE

Amber: MY WHOLE FAMILY THINKS I'M GAY, GUESS IT'S ALWAYS BEEN THAT WAY-

Winter: *covers ears*

Winter: BROOOOOMANCE!!!! NOTHING REALLY GAY ABOUT IT! NOOOOOOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH BEING GAY!

Winter: I LOVE YOU IN THE MOST HETEROSEXUAL WAAAAYYYY

Amber: I'm straight!

Qibli: You were not yesterday.

Carnelian: YOU'RE SO GAY AND YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE BOYS. NO YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE, NO YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE-

Glory.......How many of these songs do you have?

Joy: Um.

Nightflyer: A minimum of 12.

Joy: MOVING ON!

Rainkeeper: So Clay, if you were gay, which means you like boys, who would you date?

Clay: Um......

Clay:....Jambu seems cool.

Glory: *screams in horror*

Clay: What! He's funny!

Glory: I DON'T WANT MY BROTHER TO DATE MY BROTHER THAT'D BE SO WEIRD!!!

Clay: Well it's not gonna happen.

Glory: Okay good. This isn't Alabama.

Kelp: Peril?

Peril: Do I have to factor in Firescales?

Kelp: Nope.

Peril: Um........Anyone?

Kelp: Yup.

Peril: Ruby.

Carnelian: HEY!!!!!

Peril: She was nice to me, in the end.

Carnelian: exCUSE YOU, BUT THAT'S IT MY WIFE-

Winter/Qibli: *restraining Carnelian*

Peril: It's HYPOTHETICAL CARNELIAN, CALM DOWN.

Carnelian: NO!

Joy: Go back to singing!

Qibli: Fine!

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