The Ultimate Valentine's Day Dare (Both)

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Cricket: I....have....SO MANY QUESTIONS.

Swordtail: LUNA!!!!!!

Luna: SWORDTAIL!!!!!!

Joy: Hey! Swuna!

Swordtail/Luna: Yeah?

Joy: Get in a closet for seven minutes in heaven.

Swordtail: Done. 

Luna/Swordtail: *run in closet*

Joy: Oh, my bad, there was a typo, I meant to say years.

Joy: Seven years in heaven.

Fatespeaker: YEARS????

Kelp: Yep.

Glory: WHY????

Nightflyer: Gotta make up for all the shippy moments we missed between book 11 and book 14.

Nightflyer: Because if there is not some sort of ship moment with Swordtail and Luna in book 14, I WILL CRY.

Air: DON'T MAKE HIM CRY, TUI.

Blue: Why am I here?

Rainkeeper: Oh, you and Cricket need to do seven minutes in heaven too.

Blue: *contrary to his name, goes completely red*

Blue: *stammers and sputters, losing language entirely*

Cricket: what's seven minutes in heaven?

All: AHAHAHAHAHA.

Cricket:....Seriously, what's-

Hosts: AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH- *drag Cricket and Blue into closet and lock the door*

All: *keeps laughing*

Seashell: They'll be in there for an hour minimum.

Turtle: Next?

Rainkeeper: AMBER!

Amber: YES!

Rainkeeper: Your dare specifically asked for Umber, so is it okay if we turn you back into a boy for a little while?

Amber: Yeah, that's fine.

Seashell: *snaps talons*

*Amber goes back to Umber*

Winter: *starts crying*

Winter: It's SO SIMPLE. WHY WON'T YOU CHANGE ME BACK TO A GUY??

Joy: Because I LIVE OFF YOUR TEARS.

Nightflyer: Umber, if you could kiss any boy in the world, who would it be?

Umber: Oh, that's easy. Cole Sprouse.

Nightflyer: Uh-

Seashell: Not what we were looking for, but VALID.

Nightflyer: Try again.

Umber: Jensen Ackles.

Air: HA! Get in line.

Nightflyer: Um, try going for someone more dragon specific....

Umber: Toothless?

Nightflyer: Pyrrhia specific....

Umber: That really cute Skywing guard whose always around whenever I visit Carnelian?

Nightflyer: No....

Carnelian: Dude, point out that guard next time, I'll make things happen.

Umber: Deal.

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