Airflyer Trees (Hosts)

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Joy: OH MY MOONS, SHE MADE A REFERENCE I'M SO PROUD.

Ander: Only fools do not reference the majesty of The Emperor's New Groove

Ander: Only fools do not reference the majesty of The Emperor's New Groove

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Rainkeeper: Okay, back up here. WHAT'S THIS ABOUT BREAKING MY OTP'S HEARTS?

Shore: Oh teah, the dare!

Kelp: Did you just say teah?

Shore: TEAH!

Rainkeeper: *high fives him*

Joy:........You are no longer my son.

Shore:......Worth it.

Haze: We need Nightflyer to fall out of a 100ft tree

Ember: Which is 33.3333 yards for everyone that uses the Metric System.

Air: The metric system is STUPID. Everyone knows the imperial is SO MUCH MORE POPULAR!

Nightflyer: Um....Air? Only three countries still use the imperial system....

Air: What? That's not-

Nightflyer: *unfurls map*

Nightflyer: *unfurls map*

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Air:.....Well then.....

Air: I GUESS THE COOLEST COUNTRIES ARE LIBERIA, MYANMAR, AND THE USA!

Hosts: *facetalons*

Nightflyer: I'm just going to be impressed that you could name all of those countries and leave it at that. Where is the tree?

Ander: *snaps talons*

*Nightflyer appears in super tall tree*

*Air and Joy appear away from the tree*

Air: Wait, why are we over here?

Joy: I've been told you have to watch him fall, and I have to hold you back so you can't help him.

Air: WHAT! But he'll DIE!!!!

Joy: Yeah.

Air: AND YOU'RE OKAY WITH THIS?!?!?!!?!?

Joy:.........Yeah.

Air:.......WELL I'M NOT! *lunges forward*

Joy: *holds her back*

Joy: Nope.

Air: *screeches in fear and rage*

*Meanwhile in the tree*

Nightflyer: That's uh.... kinda a long drop....

Haze: *binds his wings shut so he won't fly*

Haze: Yeah, we know.

Nightflyer: You know there are easier ways to kill me than this, right?

Permafrost: KILL YOU?!?!?

Permafrost: OH no, we're not doing that.

Nightflyer: What?

Ember: There's a bunch of pillows on the ground for you to land on so that the ship doesn't die.

Nightflyer: Oh. Okay.

Nightflyer:.......Air doesn't know that, does she?

Shore: NOPE.

Ander: Any final words before you jump?

Nightflyer: Yeah, can somebody say the killing curse so that I can do an epic fall like Dumbledore?

Rainkeeper: I got you.

Nightflyer: Severus....Please....

Rainkeeper: Avada Kevadra.

Nightflyer: *falls out of the tree*

Air: *screams*

Joy: *holds her back*

Air: NIGHTFLYER!!!! WHY ISN'T HE USING HIS WINGS?!?!?!?

Joy: They probably bound them.

Air: *screams louder and fights her*

Air: LET GO OF ME, I CAN CATCH HIM- NIGHTFLYER!!!!! *screams louder*

Nightflyer: *lands safely on pillows*

Nightflyer: That was actually kinda fun, not gonna lie*

Joy: *lets go of Air*

Air: *bolts over and drops beside Nightflyer*

Nightflyer: I'm fi-

Air: *hugs him*

Air: PILLOWS?!?!?! SERIOUSLY?!?!!?

Haze: Haha, yeaaaaaaahhhhh

Air: I HATE ALL OF YOU......EXCEPT EMBER.

Ember: *looks proud*

Hosts:.......

Haze: *shoves Ember out of the tree*

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