All: *slowly back away*
Kelp: So going back to non badass Winter,
Winter: I! AM! VERY! BADASS!!!
Qibli: *pats him on the head*
Qibli: Sure you are darling, go back to your tea set.
Winter:....IS THIS HOW WOMEN FEEL ALL THE TIME?!?
Moon: Occasionally.
Kinkajou: Ummmm
Carnelian: Not in the Sky Kingdom. Men rightfully cower before us.
Winter: I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU IDIOTS SAY, I'M A BADASS.... I CAN RIP A PHONE BOOK IN HALF!
Winter: *takes phone book, pathetically tries to shred it*
Winter: OH COME ON.
Moon: Don't worry Winter, we still think you're strong.
Winter: *throws down phonebook in anger*
Winter: That's STUPID ANYWAY, NOBODY CAN RIP A P-
Carnelian: *rips phone book in half*
Joy: *rips two phone books in half*
Winter:.......*scowls*
Nightflyer: I vote we just do what Adam did in Good Omens for Winter.
Seashell: Which wassss?
Nightflyer: Why are you two people at once? You should go back to being two separate people. *snaps*
*Non-badass Winter is ripped out of Winter*
Winter: *screams*
Winter: Wait....WHY DOES NON BADASS ME GET TO BE A BOY?
Joy: Because you're only a girl because we said so. Pieces of your soul are still male.
Winter: DID YOU JUST RIP MY SOUL APART?!?!
Nightflyer: Think about it this way- we just made the weakest part of you a Horcrux and now you're stronger and invincible until it's destroyed.
Winter: Well.... that's actually awesome.
Joy: Yeah, now destroy it.
Winter: WHAT!
Rainkeeper: Joy, you have to say it in words he can understand.
Rainkeeper: TEAH, now kill a piece of yourself for our own personal entertainment.
Joy: WILL YOU STOP SAYING TEAH, NOBODY THINKS IT'S FUNNY!
Air: Killing pieces of yourself happened on Supernatural once.
Nightflyer:.....WHAT DRUGS DO THE WRITERS OF YOUR SHOW EVEN TAKE?!?!?
Air: Imma guess all of them.
Air:....Don't do drugs kids.
Kelp: Unless it's one that keeps you alive. Like a vaccine.
Air: *takes out the keyboard and hits Kelp with it*
Air: STOP COMMENTING ON CURRENT ISSUES!
Joy: You get free range of my weapons for this Winter.
Winter: Can I kill you with them afterwards?
Joy:.....
Joy: What do you flippin think?
Non-badass Winter: Wait....What's going on?
Non-badass Winter: I'm scared.
Moon/Qibli: *screech and hug non-badass Winter*
Winter: Seriously?
Moon: SHUT UP THIS IS THE PART OF YOU WE LOVE MOST!
Qibli: CAN BADASS WINTER DIE AND WE KEEP THIS ONE INSTEAD?!?!?
Non-badass Winter: Aww, you're sweet. And so WARM *smiles*
Moon: Oh my moons he SMILED. WINTER NEVER SMILES.
Qibli: WHERE HAS THIS SWEET BEAN BEEN ALL MY LIFE?!
Nightlfyer: In a cupboard under some stairs!
Winter: Yeah well, don't get too attached. He's gonna die now. *revs chainsaw*
Non-badass Winter: W-what?
Moon/Qibli: NOOOOOOO!!!!!
Moon: THIS IS MY SWEET SUMMER CHILD AND I REFUSE TO LET YOU TAKE HIM FROM ME
Qibli: IF WINTER WANTS TO KILL WINTER THEN HE HAS TO GO THROUGH ME FIRST!
Winter: Okay. *kills Qibli*
All: *screams*
Turtle: WHAT THE HELL?!!?!?
Air: Uh oh.
Seashell: I guess in addition to taking out his non-badassness, we also removed his emotions towards Moon and Qibli...
Moon: THEN YOU CAN'T KILL HIM! *hugs non-badass Winter protectively*
Kelp: Moon, he'll come back!
Moon: BUT IT'S NEVER THE SAME! *wails*
Kinkajou: *drags Moon away*
Winter: *kills non-badass Winter*
Moon: *cries*
Winter: There, dare done.
Winter: NOW MAKE ME A BOY AGAIN!
Hosts: NOPE! *disappears*
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Truth Or Dare With The DOD and JW Book 2
FanfictionBook 2 of my T or D series! Submit a dare for anyone in the Wings of Fire series! This game is hosted by -Joy, the younger, more murderous Glorybringer dragonet who has her own squad and likes weapons. Feel free to sign up for it! -Air, eldest child...
Winter vs. Winter (J.W.)
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