All in the Family (J.W.)

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Air: *fangirl screams, drops Joy, and starts skipping around happily*

Joy: I didn't need your help with that

Nightflyer: Yes you did.

*players appear*

Air: *screams*

Players: *screams louder*

Qibli: I'M INNOCENT, I SWEAR!

Moon: AAAHHHHH, IT WAS ALL WINTER'S IDEA!

Winter: How DARE you.

Moon:.....I don't dare to o anything, I'm always forced to y this dumb game!!!

Rainkeeper: Rude.

Seashell: We don't call you dumb.

Joy: To your face.

Carnelian: What are we doing?

Air: Slowly dying. 

Turtle: Well-

Nightflyer: Everybody take a deep breath.

Players: *inhales*

Nightflyer: Yesssss, fill your lungs with the stuff that will slowly oxidize your blood and kill you...

Joy:....WHY ARE YOU NOT IN MY SQUAD?

Nightflyer: Because you have Kelp, and my loyalty is to the Air Force.

Air: Even though....It's kinda dead....

Rainkeeper: Like all our books....

Kelp: EXCEPT FOR THIS ONE!

Seashell: So anyway, we need you guys to be a family.

Players:.....

Kinkajou: Aren't we already a kind of family.... *reaches for group hug*

Winter: *jumps back* Oh hell no.

Carnelian: Fat chance!

Umber: *slowly lowers Kinkajou's arms* No, honey, no...

Qibli:.....

Turtle:.......

Moon:.....

Moon: OF COURSE WE ARE!!!!

Qibli: FAMILY GROUP HUG! *tackles Winter*

Turtle: I always wanted a family....

Kinkajou: *hugs Turtle*

Kinkajou: Well good, because you're mine now, and you can never leave.

Moon: *dragging Carnelian back*

Moon: So how exactly does this family work?

Air: Moon is the mom.

Umber: DUH.

Air: Winter is the dad.

Umber: *gasps* HOT DAD BOD!

Qibli: *grins smugly*

Winter: Don't you dare-

Qibli: Hi Daddy.

Carnelian: *smashes Qibli over the head with a guitar*

Carnelian: nO.

Joy: Qibli is the eldest son.

Winter: Then he's the child we use as sacrifice, wonderful!

Moon: Why can't you be more of a Patton dad instead of a 'I hate my children and my life' dad?

Winter: BECAUSE I DON'T CARE. AND ALSO I HATE MY LIFE.

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