-Manor-
Perfumer: Oh my god.
Doc: Yep.
Peefumer: You confessed to Naib like that!?
Cord: I know it's wrong..! Naib is married but couldn't help it!! It was Mike and Nortons Weird truth thing!!
Doc: Talking about Mike and Norton, I feel like it has been a whole 2 minutes since I heard something from their room.
Prospecc: Okay now!!
Doc: Nevermind.
Prospecc: No No wait!! Let me prepare myself..!!
Acrobat: Take your time
Doc: ...Poor Mike.
Perfumer: I dont understand. What are they doing?
Cord: Norton lost a bed and now He has to be the bottom but he is scared.
Doc: And instead of Mike Stepping up he keeps letting Norton Avoid it.
Cord: Because he is too nice.
Perfumer: Wow, Norton. Way to go.
Prospecc: MiKe i can't!! What if it hurts!!!
Acrobat: It only hurts for a few secconds!!
Prospecc: I Caaaant!!
Acrobat: NORTON!! YOU CALL YOUSELF A MAN!?
Prospecc: AAAAAAA I AM A MAN!! FINE FINE!!!
Doc: Woah. Mike finally snapped.
Cord: That only took him 1 and a half hour.
Perfumer: How long did it take for Mike to accept that he's the bottom?
Doc: 1 and a half seccond.
Perfumer: -Wheezes-
Prospecc: Ow OW MIKE!!! DONT MOVE!
Acrobat: I'M NOT MOVING!!
Cord: talk about agressive intercourse.
Doc: When are we ever going to get soundproof walls?
Perfumer: Probably never.
Doc: Anyway, I'm going to play a match.
Cord: I'll join you
Perfumer: Me too!
Doc: We need one more person.
Cowboy: Do I hear Ladies in need?~
Perfumer: Great, Kevin, Let's play.
Cowboy: You got it Missy~
Perfumer: Dont call me that.
-Phantom Castle-
Axe boy: -Casing Naib-
Merc: -Runs around and uses springs If needed-
Geisha: Are you having fun Robbie? -Sips tea-
Axe boy: Mercenary!! This is no fun I will never be able to catch up to him!!
Geisha: Is there really no way for you to catch up to him?
Axe boy: No!
Geisha: Let me try. -Stands up and chases Naib-
Merc: Woah! Geisha!
Grisha: -Dashes up to Naib and Captures him- This Is an open space with no pallets or Valuting spots so it's a disadvantage for the Survivors Robbie.
Axe boy: But I don't have Dash like you..!
Geisha: You have your vines.
Axe boy: Huh..? Oh right..!! But what if I haven't unlocked them in battle?!
Geisha: Then find someone else yo chase then the mercenary. However, this is not a match so you can use your Vines as much as you want. Just like he unlimited uses his springs.
Axe boy: Oh..!
Merc: Can we take a break? I am exhausted..!
Geisha: Sure. -Pours Naib some Tea-
Merc: -Sits down and sips tea-
Embalmer: -Walks in to phantom castle- Oh, Naib..? You're hanging out with Geisha and Axe boy..?
Joseph: Where is your lowly husband?
Merc: Uh.. Jack has been playing alot of matches lately and I dont want to sit around alone on his room doing nothing. So I thought I might as well do some practicing with Geisha and Robby.
Axe boy: ITS ROBBIE!!!!
Embalmer: Ah, so you were bored.
Merc: -Nods-
Embalmer: Wouldn't be so bad to have a Child now, huh?
Geisha: ...Wait he knows that hes not Pregnant?
Merc: Yeah of course I know. I found Emilys rigged pregnancy test.
Geisha: I see.
Merc: However, I disagree, I dont need a child. I just need a pet to spend time with while Jack is gone!!
Embalmer: You..? A pet..? I thought you didn't Like pets because they're distracting.
Merc: They are, But not for matches! Only for entertainment when Jack is gone and when he Is back, I'll unequip it again!
Embalmer: ...Allright.
Merc: -Knocks on door to iillusion hall- M-Miss nightingale..?
Nightingale: Come in.
Merc: -Walks in and looks around- Still no S tier skin for me, huh..?
Nightingale: I'm working on it.
Merc: Anyway, I want.. a pet..
Nightingale: ...You..? A pet..?
Merc: -Nods-
Nightingale: -Pulls up cages from behind counter- This is the first time you ever look at pets, huh? Which one do you want?
Merc: -Looks at Pets- Woah, Mini Geisha! I saw Helena had one of these!
Nightingale: -Nods-
Merc: -Ghasps- T-.. There is a Mini Jack..! ...Why does he looks so sad..?
MiniJack: -Sits in cage facing away from Naib-
Nightingale: Oh yeah. This poor guy. None of the survivors ever wanted him so he dont get attention from anyone.
Merc: What?! I want him! He is adorable! Give me MiniJack!! -Smacks down Echoes on counter-
Nightingale: -Gives Naib Cage and grabs the Echoes- Allright. Congratulations with your new pet.
Merc: Thanks! -Takes cage and runs to Jacks room putting cage on bed and then opens cage- Hi MiniJack..!
MiniJack: -Turns and looks at Naib-
Merc: Don't be scared..! I bought you.!
MiniJack: -Slowly walks out of Cage-
Merc: -Picks up MiniJack- Woah! You're so cute..! If I knew you existed I'd buy you a long time ago!!
MiniJack: -Stares at Naib and then blushes a little from what he says-
Merc: Oh my lord you're adorable
Embalmer: -Enters Jack's room with Jossph- Did you find something?
Merc: -Holds out MiniJack- Look!!
Embalmer: Ah, I thought you would buy that one.
Joseph: Ew. What the fuck is that.
Merc: Don't be mean..! He is cute! -Hugs MiniJack-
Joseph: Aesop! Dont they have Tiny Me?
Embalmer: No. They only have Ripper and Geisha.
Ripper: -Comes back from Match- Get out of my room Shortie.
Joseph: Tch! -Leaves-
Embalmer: Bye Naib, Good luck. -Leaves-
Ripper: I won, Hehehehe.. What Is that? ...IS THAT OUR SON?! WERE YOU REALLY PRE-
Merc: JACK!! This is one of the pets from Illusion Hall! I bought him, isn't he cute?~
Ripper: -Sits down and Picks up MiniJack- Hmmm
Merc: I'll be right back! I will make some Tea! -Runs to Phantom castle hall again-
Geisha: Did you find a pet?
Merc: Yep! MiniJack!
Geisha: That exists? I heard about MiniMichiko.
Merc: Yeah, Can I take some tea with me?
Geisha: Of Course. -Gives Naib a Teacan-
Merc: Thank you! -Returns to room-
Ripper: WHAT DO YOU MEAN IM CHEATING!!
MiniJack: -Agressively Points a paper making some teddy squeaking Noises-
Ripper: No I'm not! YOU are Cheating!!
MiniJack: -Kicks Dice-
Ripper: NO YOU!
Merc: Yatzy again?
Ripper: He is Cheating!
Merc: -Facepalms-
MiniJack: -Runs to Naib and Climbs to sit on his lap-
Merc: Aww, Cutie!~ -Pets MiniJack-
Ripper: Tch. -Sips tea-
Merc: You Jealous?
Ripper: No! He is cute I guess. But only because he is tiny me of course!
Merc: -Laughs and Sips tea as well-
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