Gay Hunter meeting

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(OkAy So yall ignored my waring about this being a trashy ficc and yall try reading it anyway, lmao, HoWeVeR, as some of you probably already have noticed, this ficc has alot of chapters-

So before you read, I would like to say something about all this- first of all, the first couple of Chapters are all for the lols, but the futher you get, the deeper the story gets- Istg one of my recent chapters made me cry when writing it- lmfao I'm weak, anyway, there is lots of Twists and drama that comes as the story goes on and I'm sorry if I ruin your lives with this ficc-

ALSO! When I started writing, it was right before Murro came out, so if you miss some of your favorite characters at the start, they will appear later in the story!

This ficc contains mostly Jack x Naib, Aesop x Joseph, Eli x Hastur, and later, Mike x Norton.

Oh yeah and there is some Smut that will come as well even tho I suck at writing those.
Okay now you can enjoy-)

-Theres a Big meeting for hunters over how to grab em survivor hoes and they all being pissed off. They all sit around the fireplace in the phantom castle-

Hellember: I dont care what yall say, Nobody is hurting my Daughter! Unless its me! I can hurt her!
Clown: Shut up! We get it! You can get your usual squad! Your petty ass daughter, her lesbian Crush, the Flashlight guy and the Lawyer!
Hellember: hey! I dont want the lawyer! Hes OP!
-Random luccy guy tied up inside the Hunter meeting-
Luccy guy: You damn right, he kicked me in the face.
Gamekeeper: Hush! You have no right to speek!!
Clown: Yeah! Tell em Bane!!
Bane whispering to Lucci boi: Shh. I'll get you out of here later.
Geisha:.. bacc on topic. If we dont all start acting like adults, we wont get anywhere.
Spooder: Males.
Geisha: Males.
All male Hunter: -Lots of Screaming and Flipping over tables-
Dream witch: -Spawns a random Servant out of Lucci bois soul in the middle if the meeting-
Male hunters: -Quiets down and Shivers-
Clown: Shes heeere..! I can feel the snek staring into my soul..!
Joseph: -Snaps Picture- Nah. Shes over there.
Servant: I think I'll take control of this meeting. Tonight, i will go after The perfumer, the mechanic, the mercenary and the-
Ripper: HoLd Up! Nope! You aint going after Naib boi! He's mine!
Servant: What!? Why!
Ripper: You already have a boyfriend. -Points over at the main spawn sitting next to Axe kid-
Axe boi: I dont have a Girlfriend thats gross! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew!
Main spawn: Its okay Robbie, please calm down, hes just teasing you.
Robbie: -Blushes and sits bacc down- oh, hehe.. o-okay..!~
Ripper: .......
Hellember:......
Geisha:....
Violetta:.....
Joseph: tch. Pathetic.
Geisha: Hey! They're kids!
Joseph: Thats not what i meant! I think its pathetic having Jack crazy about a survivor!
Gamekeeper and Lucci boi: ........
Jospeh: Bane. Whats that? ....god damn it. Okay! Everyone who either is friends, dating, or have any other sort of inappropriate relationship with a survivor, rise a hand!!
Everyone except axe boi: -Slowly raises hand-
Joseph: Shame on you all!
Dream witch: -Zooms up to Joseph- SssSssSssssSSSSSS! Dont play innocent. I know what you have been doing with Embalmer boy lately.
All hunters: Ooooo!
Joseph: What! I dont have anything with Aesop!
Geisha: Woah.. he just called him by his name..
Joseph: That dosen't prove anything!
Wu chang: Hold up. Do you even have proof that he has been hanging out with the Embalmer?
Feaster: Yeah. Joseph would have seen you if you were spying on them. Because he's joseph.
Dream witch: I don't need to have seen it to know! You're all stupid. Take a good look at his face. See anything different with him lately?
Everyone: -Stares at Joseph-
Joseph: -Tries to look away-
Geisha: His face isn't shattered anymore.
All hunters: Ooooh..
Dream witch: Yeah! And who is the only one who can fix his broken ass face?
Axe kid: THE EMBALMEEER!!!
All male hunters: -Starts screaming and flipping over tables again-
Joseph: Fine!! So i have a Inappropriate relationship too! So what! All if you have too!!
Wu chang: I dont.
Violetta: You are the worst of all!! You and your Brother are incest as heck!!
Wu Change: We dont date! -Changes to Blacc- we just like eachother alot. -Changes bacc to white- We became one!!
Ripper: ......how is that not dating.
Feaster: ...It is.
Bane and Lucci boi: -Runs away together-
Leo: God damn it nooo!! I finally caught him! Damn you Baaane!!!

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