(WoAh 2 ChApTeRs iN oNe DaY)
-Next day-
Nightingale: JACK! XIE! FAN! JOSEPH! HASTUR! ROBBIE! LUCHINO!! TO THE MAIN HALL RIGHT NOW!!!
Ripper: -Wakes up Quickly in Panick-
Merc: -Rubs eyes and yawn- Hmm..? What did you do..
Ripper: Uh..! I'll be right back! -Runs to Main hall-
Joseph: Nightingale. I promise there is a reason for why we-
Nightingale: FOR MAKING THE NEWS FOR KILLING AN ENTIRE TOWN?!
Feaster: We didn't kill exactly ... everyone.
Nightingale: WHAT?!
Wu chang: Hastur Saved the Octings and the Children.
Feaster: I planned that we could use the Fiona scrolls to cover the story saying it's a part of the octos religion.
Nightingale: What?
Feaster: If fiona write that Lord Hastur Caused a Massacre over a town and saved only octings and Children, it will be a myth and we'll get lots of more Octings.
Nightingale: Thank you Hastur. You can go. You earned forgiveness.
Feaster: Thank you. -Walks back to room-
Nightingale: And you others!! How did this happen in the first place?!
Joseph: Someone untied Robbies nose and his soul got free!
Ripper: And he couldn't controll it and I had to try catching it!
Wu chang: It killed lots of people while it ran wild.
Reptile: We thought that it was best to have no one left alive after that.
Nightingale: ....Fine. then it's understandable. However, you're not allowed to go outside ever again.
Everyone: -Nods slowly-
Nightingale: Now I have to go take care of Robbie. He is having a stomachache from all the candy you fed him.
-Rippers room-
Merc: Zzzz...
Doc: I dont really like pranks but I agree that what he said to you was overboard. Thats the only reason I'm helping.
Cord: Great. I know that they.... did it... yesterday when Ripper got Home. He had lust in his eyes and Geisha said it was heard through the walls so it's perfect Timing.
Doc: Got it.. -Slips Ipecac syrup into Naibs Mouth-
Cord: What's that..?
Doc: Its a medicine that causes Vomiting. Once he Vomits he will seek help from me.. let's go have a chat with Geisha pretending we were here by coincidence.
Cord: -Leaves Jacks room- I hope he falls for it.
Doc: Of course he will. When have i ever lied to him. If it comes from me he'll believe it.
Cord: -Bumps into Jack- Uh.. Hi..
Ripper: ...Where are you two going?
Doc: ....We were just at Geishas room. She wasn't there so we are going to the main hall of phantom castle to drink tea.
Ripper: ....Have fun. -Walks into his room-
Cord: -Exhales- That scared me.
Doc: Well he fell for it. -Walks into Phantom Castle-
Cord: Hey Michiko..! Can we drink tea with you?
Geisha: Of course.
-Jacks room-
Ripper: Naib, I'm back.
Merc: -wakes up- Oh.. Welcome ba- Mnngh..!? -Cover mouth and runs to Bathroom to Vomit-
Ripper: -Follows Naib- Are you okay?!
Merc: -Keeps vomiting-
Ripper: Naib..!? Are you having a Hangover..?!
Merc: No..! This is different!! -Vomits more-
Ripper: You're sick!! Uh! What do I do?!
Merc: Emi- Bleeegh.. Emily!! Find Emily!!
Ripper: Doctor?! I saw her a couple of Minutes ago! I'll go get her!! -Runs out of room and Into Phantom Castle- Doctor! Please help Naib!!
Doc: What happened?
Ripper: I dont know! He is Vomiting!
Doc: I'm coming. -Puts Tea on Table and Follows Jack-
Cord: I want to see as well.. -Follows-
Ripper: -Returns to Naib- Are you okay?!
Merc: Noo.. the Vomiting Slowed down tho..
Emily: -Touches Naibs head and then Sighs- Jack, Martha. Please leave the bathroom.
Ripper: -Nods and Pulls Cord with him outside-
Doc: -Closes door- Let's do some tests. -Checks Naibs Heartbeat and takes some Blood samples-
Merc: ...Figure out of anything?
Doc: -Gives Naib a cup-
Merc: What?
Doc: Pee in this.
Merc: WHAT
Doc: I need a Urinal sample.
Merc: TURN AROUND AT LEAST!!
Doc: -Turns around-
Merc: -Blushes and Sighs peening in the cup and gives it to Emily- Let's never Talk about this again.
Doc: why do you think I made Ripper and Martha leave?
Merc: -Nods-
Doc: -Leaves room with Samples and sits down in couch on Jack's room fiddenling with the Samples-
Cord: what is that.
Doc: Pee.
Cord: WHAT
Ripper: My Poor Naib!! -Tucks Naib Into bed-
Merc: uugh..
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