Embalmer: -Knocks on Jacks door-
Ripper: -Opens up-
Embalmer: Hey Jack, Is Naib sleeping?
Ripper: No, He is trying.
Embalmer: Is it okay if I spend some time with him?
Ripper: Sure. -Leaves-
Embalmer: -Coses door and Then sits down next to Naib- Uh.. Hi.
Merc: -Hugs Aesop- I'm so embarrassed.. I dont know what to do..!
Embalmer: Are you Hurting?
Merc: Emotional and Spiritualy, yes.
Embalmer: Can I touch..?
Merc: Go ahead.. it's not like you can feel anything anyway yet..
Embalmer: -Nods and lifts Naibs shirt touching his stomach-
Merc: -Looks away while blushing- Say something. The silence is making it Awkward.
Embalmer: I'll be Uncle Aesop, yes?
Merc: No.
Embalmer: ....
Merc: You'll be a Godfather.
Embalmer: -Smiles- I'd love to.
Merc: -Nods and sighs while resting against Aesop- You'll help me, right..?
Embalmer: Of course!
-Kitchen-
Joseph: Shut up!
Ripper: I'm going to be a Father so I need to be a good house dad!! -Chopping Vegetables with Claws-
Joseph: The poor mercenary har to carry a Tiny ripper for 2 years but I can see that you're secretly happy about it!!
Ripper: I am just taking responsibility. -Mashes Potatoes-
Joseph: -spices Soup- You Idiot.
Ripper: -Takes a Taste Sample- Dont you think my Little Apron is cute?
Joseph: You're such a Faggot..
Ripper: That language will not be Tolerated around my future child!
Joseph: You are not Tolerated in my eyes at all so why are you still here then?
Ripper: Tch!
Joseph: Anyway, out of Curiousity, How was your parents like?
Ripper: My dad left me and my Mom and my Mom hated me. It's not really much to say about them.
Joseph: Why did your mom hate you? I mean, I hate you as well but shes your mom you know.
Ripper: I looked too much like my dad so she wanted to get rid of me. I wanted to kill both my mom and my dad for that. I spent most of my life serving a Nobel family but they treated me horribly as well so I killed them.
Joseph: Where is your parents now?
Ripper: I killed my mom of course. I dont know about dad. Hopefully dead.
Joseph: -Mixes ingredients in Silence-
Ripper: What about you. Any family memories?
Joseph: Not really. Only... my twin brother.
Ripper: Ew. Two Josephs.
Joseph: Shut up. I lost him a long time ago which Is why I started the photoworld. But its slowly eating my soul you know.
Ripper: Wait, do you haven't seen your brother for 33 years?
Joseph: No. But I did like you. I served a Nobel family in France. Mary was the youngest daughter in the Nobel Family and she later became queen. But she had fallen in love with me by then. I knew she were crazy but if I played along my Status would be higher. A few years after I killed Mary, I got the message that my brother were missing.
Nightingale: -Peaks into Kitchen- I'm glad you two are bonding but no Crying in the Kitcen! I dont want any Salty food! -Leaves-
Joseph: Coward.
Ripper: Who are you calling a Coward Small boy.
-Feaster room-
Priestress: Wait so.. It was a man and a Woman, right?
Feaster: Yes.
Priestress: And how many children?
Feaster: Maybe like.. 48?
Priestress: -Writes down in scroll and makes drawin next to text of Feaster carrying 2 people and 48 children out of a buring town-
Feaster: You done?
Priestress: I think so. -Closes scroll- ....why Is there so many Condoms here.
Feaster: Ah, I'm going to became an Uncle.
Priestress: -Opens scroll again- What?
Feaster: Ah, Jack and Mercenary is having a child. Apparently, since Jack isnt a human, it was possible.
Priestress: -Takes notes- Great. Man and Demon can birth, the date of the Halfdemons birth will be celebrated by all octos where we praise uncles.
Seer: -Pets Ibis- Baby octopus huh..?
Feaster: -Looks at Seer- What's wrong?
Seer: ....
Feaster: You actually want baby octopus..?
Seer: -Nods- I thought about it.. I love Animals and i want a Baby Hastur.
Priestress: -Grabs Pencil- Start. I will document it.
Feaster: ...-Picks up Fiona and sets her down outside the door and then closes the door-
Seer: Woah.
Feaster: This is something we should talk about. Are you sure? You know, Octopuses lays eggs.
Seer: So if we had an Child, we would make an egg..?
Feaster: I'm not sure. You're a human afterall.
Seer: -Nods- Lets try!!
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