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-Faster room-

Doc: -Walks in- Eli..
Seer: Oh Hi Emily!
Doc: ....Where is Ibis?
Seer: We locked her inside the bathroom alone with the Nightingale pet.
Doc:..... I'm not even going to ask. I came to talk about Naib.
Cord: -Walks in behind Emily and crosses arms-
Seer: Oh Hi Martha!
Cord: Hey Eli.
Seer: Naib, huh? I think I made him change his mind on this whole pregnancy thing!
Doc: What?
Seer: Yeah! I made him excited about it instead of Annoyed! He is looking foward to having a kid now!
Doc: Oh.. well the truth is..
Cord: -Covers docs mouth and drags her out of room- Emily..!
Doc: Mmph..?! Martha, what's wrong..?!
Cord: We can't come clean..!
Doc: Why not..! This can't go on any longer..!
Cord: But Naib already got feelings for it..! Imagine how it will break his heart once he figures out it's not real..!
Doc: Its better then him figuring out in two years..!
Cord: He is never going to forgive me.. Why cant we just.. Wait two years then you do the surgery and tell them something like.. the kid died or something..
Doc: Are you evil? I can't do that.
Cord: Please.. let it go on a little longer. I can try convincing him that having a child is a good Idea.!
Doc:  ...I give you a little more time but if it takes too long I will tell him.
Cord: Allright..

-Ripper room-

Ripper: ARE YOU FOR REAL?!
Merc: Yepp.
Ripper: I'm going to... I'm.. I'm going to..
Merc: No Jack! Wait! We can use this!
Ripper: How?!
Merc: Special privilages -Winks-
Ripper: ...Ooh yeah.. yeah..!! I see!!
Cord: -Enters room-
Merc: Jack! Come here!
Ripper: -Sits down next to Naib-
Cord: How are you doing?
Merc: Great! I'm so excited!!
Cord: ...why?
Merc: Because I'll have a tiny Jack! If it's a boy we'll call it... Billy.
Cord: What.
Merc: And if a girl she'll be Jacqueline!
Cord: I- Isn't it a bit early to like... decide names..?
Ripper: Well we have a start..~
Merc: Nnngh..
Ripper: What's wrong Naib?
Merc: Blood oranges!! I crave Bloodoranges!!
Ripper: He has started Having cravings for weird food! Quick Cordinator! Get him some!!
Cord: what?!
Merc: What are you waiting for!?
Cord: Ah! -Runs to Get blood oranges from Nightingale-
Doc: -Walks into Room- Naib. Ripper. I Can't hold on to thi-
Merc: -Ghasps- Jack! I think it kicked me!!
Ripper: -Ghasps as well and listents to Naibs stomach- I can feel it!
Doc: ....what.
Merc: We are going to be good Parents!
Doc: That's not possible.
Merc and Ripper: -Stares at Emily-
Doc: -Sighs and Shakes head- I am going to tell the truth now. Naib, You're not pregnant. I'm sorry we lied, but you kind of did disrespect Martha because of her gender so we just took revange. Please dont be mad at her cause she meant no I'll intentions.
Merc and Ripper: -Looks at eachother and then breaks out in Laughter-
Doc: Hey! What's wrong..?!
Merc: Pfft.. We know!!
Ripper: Yeah! No way Naib is Pregnant! Hahaha!!

Doc: ....What..? How did you-
Merc: Well yeah, at first we believed you! But I took a look at this! -Pulls pregnancy test out of pocket-
Doc: You took a new Pregancy test revealing Negative huh?
Merc: Nope! This is the one you gave me!
Doc: Huh..?
Merc: Yeah i stroke my finger over it and the red marker you made came off.
Doc: Allright, I see, well I'm terribly sor-
Merc: No no! You can't tell anyone!
Doc: ...what?
Merc: This is awesome!
Cord: -Comes running back into room- I got the blood oranges!
Merc: AAH! Ow!! The cramps!! I'm going to die!! Give me the Oranges and leave the room while Emily check me please..!
Cord: What?!
Merc: AAAH!!! IT HURTS!!
Cord: O-Okay okay I got it..! -Leaves room-
Merc: Hahahaha..! -Grabs blood oranges and throws em to Jack- Here you go!
Ripper: Thanks! -Eats-
Doc: W-.. what was that?
Merc: Jack loves blood oranges but Nightingale rarely gives it to him because they're expensive. That's why, being pregnant gives me special privilages.
Doc:... But Nightingale knows it's a prank.
Merc: Shes in on it? Even better!
Doc: What?
Merc: I'm going to Make a scene out of it once Martha comes clean. Maybe I get some extra special treatment for it!
Ripper: Good thinking.
Doc: Dont do that to Martha, she is scared that you'll hate her.
Merc: If she can prank me, I can prank her!
Doc: -Facepalms-
Merc: Hey! Emily!
Doc: What.
Merc: This prank were Dangerous. You're a doctor, you should never lie about something like this.
Doc: ....I know.. I'm ashamed of myself for it, but it was a one time thing.
Merc: Still. I think you owe me one! Dont tell anyone that we know!
Doc: ...fine. just promise me that you dont drag it out for too long.
Merc: allright!
Ripper: -Throws away peeling to blood oranges- Damn it that was delicious.
Merc: Emily, try convincing Martha to come clean soon, allright?
Doc: Yeah yeah. -Leaves-
Merc: Hahaha..~
Ripper: This evil side of you is hot. -Wipes mouth-
Merc: Pfft. I wouldn't call it Evil, just.. revange prank.
Ripper: Still Hot. -Chuckles and Makes out with Naib-
Merc: -Wraps arms around Jack and makes out-
Cord: -Walks in- what was wro-.. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Merc: -Pulls away- Kissing my Husband, why?
Cord: B-BUT YOUR PREGNA-
Merc: That dosen't mean we can't kiss.
Cord: ...Right. I'm gonna.. just go. -Takes a final look at the scenery before leaving-
Merc: ....what was that all about.
Ripper: Who cares, let's continue. -Kisses Naib again-

-Joseph Room-

Joseph: Ah!~ Beautiful..~ Gorgeous..!~ Passionate!~
Embalmer: -Tied up to a Chair- Don't let this become a dangerous kink..
Joseph: -Strokes Aesops face- Why not my dear?~
Embalmer: Because this feels the same as when I'm tied to a Chair in a Match..
Joseph: Its fine..~ You're safe here~
Embalmer: That's not what I'm worried about, I mean, what if you get turned on if you see me tied to a Chair in a match together..
Joseph: I see..~ That would be too bad..~
Embalmer: -Tries to move-
Joseph: Non non..~ Stay still..~
Embalmer: What if someone walks in..
Joseph: What's the chance of that..?~
Embalmer: Q- Quite high if you think about all the times someone walked in on us..
Joseph: Relax..~ -Spreads Aesops legs-
Embalmer: -Blushes deeply and panicks a little- Mmh..
Joseph: -Kisses Aesops Thighs-
Embalmer: Joseph..
Joseph: -Uses Sword to cut open Aesops pants-
Embalmer: Aah..! B-Be careful..! You don't always have to destroy my clothes..
Joseph: They were in the way..~ -Leans in to Kiss Aesops dick-
Axe boy: -Breaks down door- UNCLE JOSEPH!!
Embalmer: AAH..! JOSEPH! COVER ME..!!
Joseph: -Throws Jacket over Aesops lap- Robbie.. what do you want..
Axe boy: PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON MR. MAKEUP!
Embalmer: -Embarassed looking another way-
Axe boy: I came to Tell you that there is going to be Movie night!!
Joseph: -Groans but then suddenly gets up- GET OUT ROBBIE! -Cuts ropes off Aesop- GET TOUR CLOTHES ON!!
Embalmer: AH..! O-Okay..! What's wrong..?!
Joseph: ITS MOVIE NIGHT!! IF WE ARE THERE FIRST WE GET THE COUCH IN THE BACK!!!
Embalmer: Y-Yeah..!  -Puts on some new pants and then runs into Phantom castle with Joseph-
Spider: -Working on decorating phantom Castle so all the couches chair are facing the projector-
Mad eyes: -Trying to Fix projector-
Spider: Allright. It looks like a little movie theater now.
Joseph: THE COUCH IS FREE!!! -Sits down with Aesop and grabs Blanket-
Spider: You came early only to Claim the back?
Joseph: Of course! It's the best seat!!
Axe boy: -Comes into phantom castle with the rest of the hunters then sits in the front-

Joseph: Haha!! I beat you Jack!!
Ripper: Move it.
Joseph: Hell no! We got here first!
Merc: JACK I SAID I WANTED TO SIT IN THE BACK!!!
Ripper: Shh shh..~ Its fine Naib..~ Nightingale! Naib is having some mood swings!!
Merc: WHO HAS WHAT NOW!?
Nightingale: -Throws Joseph and Aesop out of Couch-
Ripper: Thank you Miss Nightingale..~ -Bows down and then sits with Naib-
Joseph: What?! Why are you siding with Jack?!
Nightingale: I'm not. I'm siding with Naib. Pregnant means special privilages.
Joseph: What the fUCK Aesop get Pregnant now!!!
Embalmer: no.
Ripper: Bleeh! Dumb Photogay!
Merc: S-Sorry Aesop -Puts hands together- Forgive me?
Embalmer: Of course Naib, Its fine. Joseph, let's sit in front of them.
Joseph: BUT-
Embalmer: Now Joseph.
Joseph: Tch.. -Sits in front of Jack and Naib with Aesop-