-At Jacks room-
Embalmer: .....Why am i here.
Ripper: Michiko isn't happy about me and Joseph fighting all the time so we are trying to understand eachother.
Embalmer: So Naib is with Joseph now..?
Ripper: Thats right. -Grabs Aesops leg and holds him up-
Embalmer: ...please let me down.
Ripper: Hmm.. So what do you do?
Embalmer: .....
Ripper: You're not a talkative person, huh?
Embalmer:.......
Ripper: What do you see in that fool?
Embalmer: ...Joseph is Nice to me.. and i like how he asthetically looks.. and he's a gentleman.. and he is funny.. and-
Ripper: Let me stop you right there. Joseph is a lot of things but he is not funny. His humor is Tomatoes and cheese.
Embalmer: ...thats food sir..
Ripper: food, humor, same thing.
Embalmer: ...But your humor is Naib..
Ripper: I have bitten him a few times but i dont eat him.
Embalmer: ...please let me go.
Ripper: -Lets Aesop down- Im a gentleman too you know.
Embalmer: i know but.. you're a different type of gentleman..
Ripper: yes, Im more classy then he is. So what about you?
Embalmer: ......
Ripper: Answear.
Embalmer: .....I have anxiety..
Ripper: Anxiety? What are you scared of.
Embalmer: im bad at socializing.. with others..
Ripper: But you talk with Joseph all the time
Embalmer: He calms me.. we speak french sometimes..
Ripper: French Calms you? Whats that supposed to mean
Embalmer: Its a beautiful language..
Ripper: -Sighs- France. Whats so special about France, You know, England is alot more classier!
Embalmer: .....
Ripper: It bothers me that you're so quiet.
Embalmer: Im sorry..
Ripper: Tell me, What do you and Joseph do in your room?
Embalmer: We usually talk and paint.
Ripper: Paint?
Embalmer: Im an Artist..
Ripper: Artist you say..?
Embalmer: -Nods-
Ripper: You. Are. So. Boring! What can Joseph possibly like about you!
Embalmer: Im sorry sir..
Ripper: Stop apologizing.
Embalmer: .....
Ripper: And dont be quiet.
Embalmer: What do you want me to say then.
Ripper: Just talk about youself. Do you like tea and Biscuits?
Embalmer: I dont know, maybe..
Ripper: -Hands Embalmer a Cup af tea- Dont burn your tongue.
Embalmer: ...-Sips Tea-
Ripper: So?
Embalmer: Its okay.. can i go back to Joseph now..?
Ripper: -sighs- Joseph is a Tiny man with clothes thats sooo 1820 and a stick for a weapon.
Embalmer: ...Yes.
Ripper: No. Not yet. You can go at 7 pm.
Embalmer: ....its 5 pm.
Ripper: Right. 2 more hours and you can go back to your pathetic man.
Embalmer: -Sighs-
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