-At the assylum-
Seer: Hastur! Let me down! Its fine!!
Feaster: I cant do that Eli. You need to behave first.
Seer: I am behaving! I didn't make them do anything sexual this time! They just kissed!!
Feaster: You have gotten better but you need to get rid of that too.
Seer: But Hastur!!
Feaster: -Makes new Suction mark on Elis Bacc-
Seer: Nngh..!! Hastur!!
Feaster: Are you going to behave?
Seer: This is sexual harassment!
Feaster: Then you know how the Mercenary and the Embalmer feels.
Seer: They're humans! You're an Octopus!
Feaster: hmph.. -Makes another mark on Eli-
Seer: Argh! Okay okay..!
Feaster: No more being mean to the other survivors.
Seer: ...Its okay Hastur, im back to normal.
Fester: ....-Makes suction mark on Eli-
Seer: Hehe..~
Feaster: You're right. -Lets go of Seer-
Seer: Did i misbehave again..?
Feaster: Just a little. You forced Embalmer and Mercenary to kiss.
Seer: -Groans and falls down on his knees- Aesop and Naib must hate me now..!
Feaster: They dont. They told me to not hurt you because you're their friend.
Seer: ....do you think he is gone..?
Feaster: For a while, yes.
Seer: -Hugs Hasturs Tentacle- Thank you..
Feaster: -Hugs Eli- Don't worry about it.
Seer: -Grabs tentacle and presses it against his cheek-
Fester: here..?
Seer: -Nods-
Feaster: -Makes suction mark-
Seer: -Laughs and hugs Feaster tightly-
Feaster: Doesn't it hurt?
Seer: No. It feels like tiny octopus kisses.
Feaster: It does..?
Seer: Yeah..~
Fester: -Happy Octopus- Lets go back to phantom castle..~
-Phantom castle- (Pretend that they're just changing back and forth to talk to eachother lmao)
Xie: Tch.. lonly..? We're not lonly we're just too busy!!
Fan: Right! Its not our fault that Jack and Joseph found their own boys!
Xie: Damn Robbie.. my head hurts!
Fan: How dare he steal our umbrella!
Xie: I fell on top of Joseph and his boy! And they pushed me out of the bed!!
Fan: Those monsters!!
Xie: Yeah! We're not lonly!!
Fan: we're not!!
Xie: .....are we..?
Fan: ...wanna go see if theres any survivors who want to hang out with us?
Xie: Yeah.. lets go. -Makes portal-
-At manor-
Perosepecc: Face to face with life and death i grabbed my leg and pulled it back!!
Perfumer: Shut up Norman, nobody cares.
Prospecc: Dont worry girl! I have saved your life!
Perfumer: Right.. Is that a portal?
Doc: Eli..?
Wu chang: -Comes out of portal- (Xie)
Perfumer: Its wu dong..
Prospecc: stay back ladies! I'll handle this!
Prefumer: Norton you stay where you are.
Doc: Can we help you?
Wu chang: ... I came to.. uh.. nevermind. -Tries to leave again-
Doc: -Grabs his arm- Hey wait! Are you going back to phantom Castle?
Wu chang: .. yeah?
Doc: Can you take me with you?
Wu chang: Sure. Come here then.
Doc: -Follows wu chang through Portal-
Wu chang: so what do you want to do at phantom castle..?
Doc: Im worried about Eli, Naib and Aesop.
Wu chang: I see. I can take you to them. Follow me.
Doc: -Follows Wu chang into Jacks room-
Ripper: Damn it why can we never be alone!
Doc: Naib! Im here to do an examination on you.
Merc: Emily..?
Wu chang: Emily..
Doc: Yes. Clothes off and lay down.
Ripper: What are you going to examine?
Doc: Just a body check. See if he's doing okay.
Merc: -Takes off his clothes and lays down on rippers bed-
Ripper: I never really thought about it but you have alot of scars.
Merc: Its from war.
Doc: -Washes Naib and then starts doing an examination- you have a fast heartbeat.
Merc: Thats because Jack and Wu dong is watching!
Ripper and wu chang: -Turns around quickly-
Doc: I see. I know you said you and Ripper dont havd anything between you but you like him quite alot, dont you?
Merc: -Nods-
Doc: Thats what i thought. -Keeps checking body-
Merc: ...
Doc: You have recently been healed. By Aesop?
Merc: Yes. I accidentally knocked my head in Jacks claws.
Doc: So it were an accident?
Merc: Yes.
Ripper: ....
Doc: Let me just take a..
Merc: No! No blood samples!
Doc: -Sighs-
Ripper: -Holds Naibs hand- Its okay, just do it quick.
Merc: -Closes eyes and holds Jack-
Doc: -Takes the sample quickly before Naib changes his mind- There, All done.
Ripper: -Grabs the sample- Naibs blood..? Its still warm!
Doc: Yes. Dont break the bottle.
Ripper: Take another blood Sample!
Doc: Why.
Ripper: I want one!
Doc: ...Well, if its okay with Naib then..
Merc: Do it quick..
Doc: -Takes another blood sample and gives the bottle to Ripper-
Ripper: ...This is the best gift i have ever gotten.
Doc: ..Anyway, im done. Aesop is next.
Wu chang: I can take you to him Emily.
Doc: What?
Wu chang: Doctor.
Doc: -Follows Wu chang into Josephs room-
Joseph: Who is it this time..
Doc: Joseph! Hi!!
Wu Chang: .....
Embalmer: .....
Joseph: Hi doctor.
Embalmer: What are you doing here Emily?
Doc: Wu chang brought me. Im just going to do a Checkup.
Embalmer: ...okay. -Takes off clothes and lays down on Josephs bed-
Joseph and Wu chang: -Watches-
Doc: Can you take off your mouth cover?
Embalmer: ....okay. -Takes it off-
Doc: -examines stitches- its been a while since you changed them.. let me give you some new ones.
Embalmer: Okay. -Sits there patiently-
Doc: -Takes off old stitches and gives him some new ones- There.
Joseph: ...Does it hurt?
Aesop: A little. But it goes away in a few hours.
Doc: -Checks heartbeat- Its not fast, but it's faster then it usually is. Have you been exercising?
Embalmer: ...no.
Joseph: -Blushes randomly-
Doc: -Examines embalmers body- You have been healed recently too.
Embalmer: Yes. Naib healed me.
Doc: What happened?
Embalmer: Axe kid had alot of energy and hit me with Wu changs umbrella.
Doc: Should i get worried?
Embalmer: No, its fine. It wont happen again.
Doc: Good. Can i take a blood sample?
Embalmer: Sure.
Doc: -Takes sample- Do you want me to take an extra one for Joseph too?
Joseph: I can really have one?
Embalmer: Okay.
Doc: -Gives joseph one of Aesops Samples-
Joseph: ...Carls blood..
Doc: There. Now its just Eli left.
Wu chang: -Takes doc with him to Feasters room-
Feaster: Wu chang..?
Seer: Emily?!
Doc: Im here to do a checkup. I need to know if you're all doing fine.
Seer: Uh..! Its fine, really!
Doc: Lay down.
Seer: ...but-
Doc: LAY DOWN!!!
Seer: Ah! Okay!!
Doc: And take off your clothes.
Seer: -Drags off his clothes-
Feaster: I can see his eyes..!
Wu chang: What a surprise.
Doc: -Sighs- Your body is covered in octopus suctions Eli.
Seer: y-yeah..
Doc: ...53 marks? Why do you do this?
Seer: It's Octopus kisses..
Doc: -Looks at Feaster-
Feaster: -Looks away- ...
Doc: -Treats the marks- These turns i to bruices you know. They're like hickeys and you got them all over. Your body is going to be really numb for 2 to 3 days.
Seer: Thats okay.
Doc: -Checks heartbeat- ...Okay. im not gonna ask.
Seer: Is that all?
Doc: No, i need a blood sample.
Seer: Okay.
Doc: -Takes sample- you want a sample of blood feaster?
Feaster: ..Sample of blood? I- im fine.
Doc: Okay. Then im done here. -Leaves with wu chang- Thank you for helping me Wu Chang. You can send me bacm to the manor now.
Wu chang: ...Emily? Can you do a bodycheck on us..?
Doc: Wow. Its wired having a hunter calling me by my name. sure. I can try, i haven't done a check on any hunters before. All of you might have abnormal conditions i have never heard about, but it will be intresting for research.
Wu chang: Thank you. -Takes Emily to his room-
Doc: -Looks around-
Wu chang: -Lays down and gets undressed-
Doc: First i need you to tell me everything about you and your ability.
Wu chang: Sure. One time i asked my brother Fan to wait for me under a bridge for a meetup but when i arrived, he had drowned. I took my own life after the funeral to die with him, and then our soul got trapped within our umbrella.
Doc: Oh.. well i can try. -Checks his heartbeat- Hmm.. Oh..
Wu chang: Whats wrong?
Doc: Since you're a corpse, i thought you wouldn't have any heartbeat, but you do. But its too fast for a living person.
Wu chang: I didn't know.
Doc: -Checks his skin- how come you're blue?
Wu chang: I dont know. It was normal before we died.
Doc: -Takes blood sample- ...it might have something to do with your blood lacking oxygen. It almost dosen't have any color.
Wu chang: can you check Fan too..?
Doc: Sure.
Wu chang: -Changes to black and bows down- Nice to meet you.
Doc: Huh..? Oh, nice to meet you Fan..
Wu chang: -Lays down on bed-
Doc: -Checks heartbeat- Its the same as.. Your brother?
Wu chang: Xie.
Doc: Yeah, him. -Takes blood sample-
Wu chang: Do you enjoy being a doctor..?
Doc: Its fine i guess. Im intrested in the human body.
Wu chang: ....
Doc: A-and.. hunter.. bodies?
Wu chang: I see.
Doc: Open your mouth and say Aaa. -Grabs sticc-
Wu chang: -Opens mouth- A- Aaaa...
Doc: -Checks his throat- Hmm.. you do have the features of a drowned corpse.. if you look away from the heartbeat.
Wu chang: I see. Thanks for checking on me.
Doc: No problem Fan.
Wu chang: Xie wants to thank you too before you leave, so i will be going now.
Doc: Ah, okay. It was nice to get to know you!
Wu chang: -Smiles and then changes back to Xie- Emily..!
Doc: Welcome back Xie.
Wu chang: Thank you so much for checking on us. -Shakes Emilys hand-
Doc: Oh..! No problem. Hehe..
Wu chang: -Makes a Portal to the manor and waves- Goodbye Emily!
Doc: Goodbye Xie!
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