Winter is Ranking (J.W.)

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Joy: Like what? I'm just proud about how you've matured.

Kinkajou: YOU LIKE RAINWINGS BETTER THAN NIGHTWINGS! AWWW!!!

Moon: Really?

Winter: I said NOTHING of the sort-

Kinkajou: YOU LOVE UUUUUSSSSS!!!!!!

Winter: *scowls* 

Moon: See, I wasn't expecting to be in the top three, but last? Really? 

Winter: Yep.

Air: Now rank your friends!

Winter:.........Well seventh circle is obviously Carnelian because she's dead and the opinions of corpses means nothing.

Carnelian:....You know what, screw you too Winter, I wish Sora had blown up your sister.

Umber: We uh, We might still be working on that.

Carnelian:.....Go on.

Winter: Sixth circle is Turtle because he's not particularly useful and I don't care if he lives or dies.

Turtle:....So loved.

Kinkajou: *hugs Turtle and glares*

Winter: Fifth circle is Umber, again, because I don't see his importance or care.

Umber: I COULD KILL YOU AND YOUR SISTER!

Winter: I have more faith in Sora than you, sorry.

Kelp: S-ora? ROXAS? XION? AXEL?!?!?!?!?!

Joy: Oh not again.

Kelp: SEA SALT ICE CREAM BY THE CLOCKTOWER AAAHHHHHH!!!!

Joy: *drags Kelp away*

Winter: Fourth circle, *long suffering sighs* would be Kinkajou

Kinkajou: *screeches*

Winter: ONLY because you're willing to fight and do basically anything, you have useful tribe skills, and I'm sure your friendship with Glory will be helpful seeing as she hates me.

Kinkajou: Glory doesn't hate ANYONE!

Joy: Um.

Rainkeeper: HA!

Joy: Scarlet, Kestrel, Webs, Dune....

Rainkeeper: Morrowseer, Darkstalker, every Nightwing that ever hurt a Rainwing.....

Joy: Burn, Blister, Blaze.....

Rainkeeper: Mastermind, Fierceteeth- should we keep going?

Joy: Oh! Magnificent!

Kinkajou: Okay, I'll give you that, all of those dragons were awful. BUT I'M FOURTH CIRCLE AND WINTER ADMITTED HE LIKED ME SO YAY!

Winter: When did I EVER-

Kinkajou: Shut up you love us all.

Winter:.......

Winter: Second Circle is obviously Qibli because he'd be a good second.

Qibli: I'm really feeling the love today, Winnie, thank you.

Moon: Hold on. You two shoved me through FIVE BOOKS OF A LOVE TRIANGLE, AND NOW I'M NOT EVEN GOOD ENOUGH FOR SECOND CIRCLE?

Winter: Moon, I love you and I'm sorry, but I physically CANNOT let a Nightwing be above that. It's in my DNA.

Moon:.......You just admitted you loved me.

Winter: No I didn-

Rainkeeper: UM YES YOU DID.

Winter:.......

Kinkajou: WINTER LOVES MOON, BUT HE LOVES QIBLI MORE, QINTERWATCHER CONFIRMED!

All: *starts shouting about Winter being in love*

Winter: URRGGHHHHHHH *storms out* 

JW: *chases after him*

Hosts:.......

Joy: So! New question!

Nightflyer: What should the six of us be for Halloween?

Rainkeeper: We have no ideas.

Air: Ideally, if, like, you all want to pick out costumes for us and then some talented artist wanted to give us Halloween fanart, that would be amazing.

Seashell: No pressure though.

Kelp: We just have no idea what to be for Halloween.

Joy: Neither does our scavenger author, so we're all in the same boat.

Air: And the boat is the H.M.S. Glorybringer.

Nightflyer:.......Yes.

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