Truth Or Dare With The DOD and JW Book 2

LeviOsa, Not LeviosAAA (D.O.D.)

Nightflyer: TO GOBLINS AND GHOSTS AND INCREDIBLE FEASTS-

Kelp: Never mind.

Nightflyer: IT'S ALL THAT I LOVE AND IT'S ALL THAT I NEED-well, that and Air- 

Air: Awww

Nightflyer: HOGWARTS! HOGWARTS!

Glory: WE GET IT!

Seashell: *snaps talons*

*everyone appears in Hogwarts*

Nightflyer: MAN I'M GLAD I'M BACK.

Deathbringer: So what magic class are we attending? Potions? Where we will be brewing Amorentia?

Rainkeeper: Nope.

Deathbringer: Damn.

Fatespeaker: *gasps* DIVINATION?!!?!?

Air: Wrong-o.

Clay: Lunch?

Joy: No.

Peril: Care of Magical Creatures? Care of magical creatures? Care OF MAGICAL CREATURES?

Nightflyer: Unfortunately, no.

Starflight: Muggle Studies?

Sunny: Astronomy?

Riptide: Quidditch Practice?

Glory: Herbology?

Tsunami: Defense Against the Dark Arts?

Clay: Transfiguration?

Nightflyer: No, Nope, NO, Nada, Zip, Zilch, Nah.

Rainkeeper: You will be attendiiiiinnnnggg *drum rolls*

Nightflyer: CHARMS CLASS!

Players:...........*collective groan*

Deathbringer: I don't need Charms Class! I'm already SUPER charming. Like, Prince level charming.

Hosts: *gasp*

Kelp: PRINCEY? ROMAN IS THAT YOU?

Deathbringer:....no.

Nightflyer: Okay, I don't want to hear ANYONE complaining about this. You wanna know why?

Glory: *VERY sarcastically* Why?

Nightflyer: BECAUSE YOU'RE IN HOGWARTS. IN MAGIC ENGLAND. ABOUT TO TAKE A MAGIC CLASS FOR YOUR MAGIC SCHOOL. YOU AIN'T ALLOWED TO COMPLAIN ABOUT SHIT.

Air: Just remember, whenever your school feels like shit, you're living the life that Kevin Tran and Sam Winchester always wanted. So buckle down and get through it, however tough it may be. Do it for Sam and dead Kevin.

Rainkeeper: That.....That may be the wisest thing you've ever said.

Air: I'm aware.

Nightflyer: Wolf.

All:.........

Nightflyer: What? DO YOU REALLY EXPECT ME TO COME TO HOGWARTS AND NOT MAKE SOME KIND OF MARAUDERS RELATED PUN?

Seashell: If the pun is not made by Sirius Black or Patton, then it is not an acceptable pun.

Nightflyer: That.

Air: *screams* DING DONG DING DONG!!!!!!

Tsunami: What the hell-

Air: THAT'S THE BELL, GET TO CLASS.

Players: *roll eyes and go to Charms class*

Nightflyer: *is the teacher, because T or D's budget isn't high enough to afford Professor Flitwick*

Nightflyer: Today we will be learning the levitation charm, known as Wingardium Leviosa. Everyone repeat that.

Nightflyer/Players: WinGARdium LeviOSA

Nightflyer: And for how you move your wand, it's a simple swish and flick. Practice that. 

Players: *practice swishing and flicking*

Nightflyer: Now, take your feather and try to levitate it. Go on!

Riptide: Wingardium Leviosa! *feather explodes*

All:........

Tsunami: I think we're going to need another feather over here, professor.

Nightflyer: Go see Madam Pomfrey, Seamus.

Riptide: Yes sir.

Clay: WINGARDIUM LEVIOSA! *aggressively waves wand, to no avail*

Starflight: Stop, stop, stop. You're going to take someone's eye out. Besides, you're saying it wrong.

Starflight: IT's LeviOsa, not LeviosA.

Clay: YOU do it then, if you're so clever. Go on, GO ON!

Starflight: *rolls eyes*

Starflight: Wingardium Leviosa! *feather lifts gracefully into the air*

Nightflyer: Well done! See here, everyone, Ms. Granger's got it!

Clay: *sulks*

Nightflyer: Ah, just as perfect as I imagined it to be. What Charm should we learn ne-

*door slams open and Umbridge appears*

All: *screams*

Umbridge: Did you get my text?

Nightflyer: Um- yes?

Umbridge: Well you didn't text me back.

All:.......

Nightflyer: Wingardium Leviosa! *levitates away*

Hosts: *fly away after him in fear*