Starflight: Heads.
Joy: *flips a Pentecostal Coin*
Joy: It's tails. Fatespeaker wins.
Fatespeaker: HA! EVERYBODY HATES STARFLIGHT!
Clay: I don't.
Peril: Yeah, but you don't hate anybody.
Clay: Not true!
Peril:......
Clay: I hate Scarlet! And Morrowseer! And your parents. And Ochre. I hate a lot of people!
Peril: Okay. Can I burn them since you hate them?
Clay: NO. BAD PERIL.
Air: Bad Lesbian! I said sit!
Nightflyer: AIR STOP QUOTING SUPERNATURAL FANFICTIONS.
Air: Speak of the devil and she shall appear, with bad hospital coffee.
Nightflyer: OH MY MOONS.
Air: I wish I rememebered what fanfic that was...
Nightflyer: I wish you remembered how to spell remembered.
Seashell: *passes Starflight a piece of paper with the dare on it*
Starflight: Oh. Okay.
Air: I can spell!
Joy: Prove it.
Air: Fine, give me a word.
Joy: Government.
Air:.....CRAP. Um.... Government. G-O-V-E-R-M-
Joy: Nope.
Air: DAMMIT. Give me another one.
Joy: Stephen King.
Air: S-T-E-V-
Joy: Nope.
Starflight: *throws identical wedding rings at Joy and Air*
Air: How- Wait, what the heck?
Joy:....Starflight, why did you throw wedding rings at us?
Starflight: What? I'm just a camel with the ego of a cactus. I could NEVER have thrown those rings.
Air: But we JUST saw you throw them.
Starflight: Don't you know Camels can't throw rings? Why would I even HAVE wedding rings?
Joy: They're identical too. Weird. Oh, that's a good one. Spell weird.
Air: Later. Starflight, just admit you threw the rings, we don't care.
Starflight: But I DIDN'T THROW THEM. That's like asking my if I ate casserole. Would never happen.
Clay: What's wrong with casserole?
Starflight: No self-respecting camel eats casserole! It could contain a relative.
Joy: Okaaaaay. But you threw the rings.
Starflight: Nope. Not this camel.
Air: Wow, you really do have the ego of a cactus then.
Joy: Aren't you Starflight?
Starflight: Yup.
Joy: And this is your ring.
Starflight: Yup.
Joy: I found this ring in this wallet. And if that's the case, this must be your wallet.
Starflight: That makes sense to me.
Joy: Then take it.
Starflight: It's not my wallet.
Air:
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Joy: *facetalons*
Joy: WHY DID YOU THROW RINGS AT US!?!?
Starflight: I don't know. I didn't throw them.
Air: then who did?!?!?!
Starflight: I don't know. Maybe you bought them and just forgot.
Joy: WHY WOULD WE BUY MATCHING WEDDING RINGS?!!?
Starflight: I don't know..... Is there you're not telling us?
Air: *facetalons*
Starflight: Maybe they're just really fancy friendship rings.
Joy: This. THIS IS WHY EVERYONE HATES YOU.
Air: Well, you know what? Fine. I'M KEEPING MY EXPENSIVE FRIENDSHIP RING.
Joy: Just. Admit. You. Threw. The. Rings.
Starflight: Nope. I didn't.
Joy: BUT WE SAW-
Starflight: Your eyes must be mistaken.
Joy: *screams in rage and pulls out a rifle*
Kelp: NOT AGAIN *dives for cover*
Joy: YOU THREW THE FREAKING RINGS, YOU- *shoots him*
Starflight: *dying* Not this camel....
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Truth Or Dare With The DOD and JW Book 2
FanfictionBook 2 of my T or D series! Submit a dare for anyone in the Wings of Fire series! This game is hosted by -Joy, the younger, more murderous Glorybringer dragonet who has her own squad and likes weapons. Feel free to sign up for it! -Air, eldest child...
No Self Respecting Camel Eats Casserole! (D.O.D.)
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