Happy Father's Day everyone! If it's not where you are... It's Father's Day in here! (Ha...this is why I didn't socialize)
Annnnyyyywayyyyy! I have some angst for ya next chapter, so, I decided to give you some short stories as a little gift. Father's Day themed!
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Connor: So, you're saying I have to appreciate this...old man that is related to me for giving me life?
Alana: Yup! Show your respect and love for him!
Connor to Larry: I hate you for making me alive.
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Zoe: Michael! What you doing for Father's day?
Michael: Go ask my two mothers.
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Evan: What am I suppose to do?!
Jeremy: I asked you this on Mother's Day, just do wht you told me.
Evan: But-
Jeremy: Just go get him a baseball glove.
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Jared: Who the fuck is even my dad?
Alana: Ah, same here, Jared. Same here.
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Connor and Evan: The only man that I love is my dad.
Larry and Paul: But aren't you two-
Connor: Shut the fuck up Larry and let the fandom rise.
Evan: God dammit you broke the fourth wall again.
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Veronica: Hi dad. I'm dating a guy who I killed three people with! Happy Father's Day!
Veronica's dad: *sighs* When I was your age, we had a lot better gifts that words.
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Connor: *Can make a masterpiece of a Father's Day card but can't because he's lazy and totally likes his dad*
Jeremy: *Too busy being an asshole to make a card*
Jared: *Can and will make it something to do with bathbombs*
Alana: *just writes 'happy fathers day' on the blank white card*
Zoe: *Must make it jazzzzzyyyyyy*
Evan: *Will spend lots of time on it and will draw a tree*
Michael: *Family is too gay*
Veronica: *Will just go buy it at Walmart*
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And boom! That's it! I was trying to come up with funny ones so that you could be satisfied.
I'm not funny, so I made it short.
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