Nightflyer: what are you talking about, the whole state is a joke.
ME: TRUUUUUUE *disappears*
Deathbringer: What will I be singing today?
Seashell: Pumping iron by Starlight Express.
Fatespeaker: STARFLIGHT EXPRESS???
Starflight: No, no, it's STARLIGHT.
Fatespeaker: Oh.
Deathbringer: Well, that makes sense. I'm ALWAYS pumping iron. In the gym. Where I work out. Because that's what cool guys do.
Glory: Why do I put up with you.
Deathbringer: Because I work out.
Glory:.......
Glory: Okay, true.
Joy: *clicks on boombox*
Deathbringer: Here comes the diesel train
Deathbringer: With its steel refrain,
Hear me knocking.
The diesel's on its way,
It's gonna win the day,
Hear me knocking ooooo.
Listen to the chatter of the diesel force,
Generating twenty-seven hundred horse,
Camshaft rolling while the rockers rock,
Hear me knock, ooooh yeahSee me hustle,
Feel my muscle,
Puuuuumping iron.
Trying to build my body,
Trying to lose my mind.
See me straining,
I'm in training,
Puuuuuumping iiiiron.
I'm a diesel engine,
Hey, I'm knocking, yeah I'm knocking, I'm knocking,
Woo!
I'm pumping iron.
Sunny/Tsunami/Peril/Fatespeaker: Well he's the one they'll choose,
Sunny/Tsunami/Fatespeaker/Peril: You know he just can't lose,
Hear him knocking.
Deathbringer: Yeah Yeah!
Sunny/Tsunami/Peril/Fatespeaker: There ain't another rig
That's even half as big,
Hear him knocking.
Deathbringer: Ooooooo
Tsunami/Peril/Fatepeaker/Sunny: Everybody's gonna say "that train is smart",
Deathbringer: Yeah yeah yeah
Peril/Fatespeaker/Tsunami/Sunny: The mighty diesel engine is a work of art.
Deathbringer: You got it.
Fatepeaker/Sunny/Peril/Tsunami: The undisputed leader of the rolling stock
Deathbringer: NOW SEE ME ROOOOOOCK
Deathbringer: See me hustle,
Deathbringer: Feel my muscle *flexes*
Glory: *facetalons*
Deathbringer: Pumping iron.
Stretching my bullworker,
I'm heaving on my weights.
See my flex my delts and pecs
I'm pumping iron.
I'm a diesel engine,
Hey, I'm knocking,
You know I'm knocking
Said I'm knocking
Hey hey heeeeyyy
Heading for the rally
Sunny/Tsunami/Peril/Fatespeaker: heading for the rally
Deathbringer: Gonna win the first race
Sunny/Peril/Fatepeaker/Tsunami: Gonna win the first race
Deathbringer: Gonna run the longest
Sunny/Fatespeaker/Peril/Tsunami: the biggest and the strongest
Deathbringer: I'm knocking
Said I'm knocking
You know I'm knocking
Hear me knock
Deathbringer: Man, I'm so beautiful
Deathbringer: I'm PUMPING IRON!
All:........
Hosts: *burst out laughing*
Deathbringer: I think I just found my new theme song
Glory: Hey, do you see that?
Deathbringer: See what?
Glory: Your ego. It's getting a little big.
Deathbringer: And that's a bad thing? *waggles eyebrows*
Glory: *deadpan expression*
Glory: Don't think I'm not afraid to knock you down a few pegs, Deathy, no matter how much you've been 'pumping iron'.
Tsunami: Oof.
Deathbringer:......
Deathbringer: Would you rather have me start singing "I'm too sexy for my shirt" again?
Sunny: What.
Glory: Oh three moons nO-
Sunny: WHAT.
Deathbringer: I'M. TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT. TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT. SO SEXY, IT HURTS!
Kelp: *bursts into the room with wide eyes*
Rainkeeper: What-
Joy: Chapter 55?
Kelp: CHAPTER 55.
Joy: Nice, isn't it?
Kelp: I LOVE CHAPTER 55.
Joy: Thought you might. Let's go.
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Truth Or Dare With The DOD and JW Book 2
FanfictionBook 2 of my T or D series! Submit a dare for anyone in the Wings of Fire series! This game is hosted by -Joy, the younger, more murderous Glorybringer dragonet who has her own squad and likes weapons. Feel free to sign up for it! -Air, eldest child...
Pumping Iron(D.O.D.)
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