Truth Or Dare With The DOD and JW Book 2

GAY OFF (J.W.)

Kelp: Number Nine, AKA Stanley,

Seashell: Cheryl, Toni, Kevin,

Kelp: Connor, Oliver, Annalise Keating, 

Air: Jo Harvelle, Bobby Singer, Crowley, Qibli and Winter, Snowflake, Snowfox,

Kinkajou: Don't forget Anemone and Tamarin,

Joy: Okay, we should really stop there.

Air: If we need more, there's the whole Supernatural cast, but-

Seashell: We're up to over 30. It's already too many.

Umber: Well, it's a gay off. Maybe narrowing it down to just purely gay people would help? No pan or bi guys and gals?

Hosts:......

Nightflyer: That brings us down to Umber, Carnelian, Dumbledore, Charlie Bradbury, Seamus Finnigan, Mor, Kevin, Connor, Oliver, Snowflake, Snowfox, Tamarin, and Anemone.

Seashell: That's only 13. We can do that.

Air: And just like that, the Supernatural fandom is down to one gay.

Nightflyer: Well, are you sure that none of the angels are gay-

Air: Nope, I'm pretty sure angels classify as pansexual. Because Gabriel and Cas both like guys, girls, and other supernatural affiliated beings, and then there's Balthazar, who is a category in himself. Dean is bi, Sam is probably demi or something, Crowley has a son, so he can't be just gay, same with Bobby because he had a wife, Jo had a crush on Dean so she's probably bi, the list goes on.

Umber: Okay, I'm not against Dean Winchester. Maybe I can win this.

Nightflyer: Besides, Team Free Will's a little busy right now.

Moon: Busy with what?

Air:..........

Air: Let's just say Supernatural went Walking Dead on us, and I'M SIDING WITH LUCI FROM NOW ON, DAMN YOU CHUCK.

Carnelian: So how does the gay off work?

Kelp: I think you just have to walk up, and....be yourself, I guess.

Joy: And we'll vote on who's gayest.

Umber: Works for me.

Seashell: *snaps talons*

*Everybody appears on America'a Got Talent stage*

Hosts: *in the judge's chairs*

Straight players: *wave from the audience*

Joy: First up, Connor Walsh from How to get away with murder!

Joy: *fangirls*

Rainkeeper: Really?

Joy: Shut up, I just saw the episode where he and Oliver got married and I SHIP IT SO HARD.

Air: Welcome to the club.

Connor: *walks onstage*

Connor:....What now?

Kelp: Tell us about yourself.

Connor:...I'm a Law student who helps cover up murders on the side. I have an amazing boyfriend-

Joy: HE'S YOUR HUSBAND NOW!

Connor: -husband named Oliver. I'm like a womanizer, but gay.

Air: Hi Dean!

Connor: It's Connor-