Book 2 of my T or D series!
Submit a dare for anyone in the Wings of Fire series!
This game is hosted by
-Joy, the younger, more murderous Glorybringer dragonet who has her own squad and likes weapons. Feel free to sign up for it!
-Air, eldest child...
Carnelian: I will sell you to Satan for one corn chip.
Umber:.....
Air: Actually, it'd be much more effective to sell him to Crowley. Satan's not exactly home right now.
Carnelian: Works for me.
Umber: But WE'RE FRIENDS.
Carnelian: Are you kidding? I'd kill you for a Klondike bar!
Kelp: What would you do for a Klondike bar?
Joy: You.
Rainkeeper: THAT'S IT, YOU'RE IN TIME OUT. GET ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE!
Joy: THIS HOUSE IS FUCKING NIGHTMARE!
Qibli: So do we just have to sit around and wait while Moon and Kinkajou make out for nine hours?
Seashell: Yep.
Turtle: Does it not bother either of you that Moon and Kinkajou are making out?
Winter: Nope.
Qibli: Nu uh.
Turtle:.....HOW.
Winter: Let's just say we have an understanding with Moon.
Qibli: In which she can make out with whoever she wants and we don't mind as long as she doesn't mind when Winter and I make out.
Winter: Which we NEVER DO.
Qibli:......Really?
Winter: I'M STRAIGHT.
Qibli: You were not yesterday.
Kelp: Three moons, the shade around here.
Umber: Somebody tell a distracting story, please.
Air: I have one from the author!
Nightflyer: Okay.
Air: So you know how they made a movie about Queen called Bohemian Rhapsody?
Joy: Yes, and it was AMAZING.
Air: Well, our scavenger author's dad didn't want her to watch it because he wasn't sure how in depth they were going to go with the fact that Freddie Mercury was gay, and he didn't want her to be uncomfortable with the idea of two guys kissing.
Me: *randomly appears and starts laughing*
Me: HE DOESN'T KNOW.
Me: THE DESTIEL.
Me: THE FANFICTION.
Me: THE FANART, OH MY MOONS.
Me: BWHAHAHAHAHA.
Me: THE AMOUNT OF GAY STUFF I HAVE SEEN.
Me: HE HAS NO IDEA.
Me: He thought Destiel was Dean and Cas as the same person!
ME: *disappears, laughing*
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Hosts: *cackle*
Players: *slowly back away*
*Nine hours later*
Air: Umber, if you would do the honors.
Umber: Gladly. *opens the closet door*
Umber: GET OUT!
Kinkajou: Oh! We finally get to come out of the closet?
Umber: Yes, and it's the one time you ever will, so make it good.
Kinkajou: Oh geez, I better think about this entrance.
Moon: *shoves Kinkajou aside and bolts out of the closet*
Moon: GET ME OUT OF THAT PLAID COVERED HELLHOLE!
Umber: Not bad.
Air: Supernaturally accurate.
Kinkajou: *shrugs*
Kinkajou: *walks out*
Kinkajou: Hello, me again. I like men.
Umber: Don't we all.
Turtle: *hugs Kinkajou*
Turtle: Can you please not kiss Moon again?
Kinkajou: Dude, I just made out with her for NINE FREAKING HOURS, I don't want to kiss her again!
Moon: You guys make me kiss so many different dragons, it's ridiculous.
