Deepest Darkest Secret Part 2 (Both)

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Carnelian:.....

Umber: I mean, I told you all she was gay...

Carnelian: SHIT. *runs away*

Umber: Oh, no, come back!

Joy: Okaaaay.

Kelp: Deepest darkest secrets. Moon! Go!

Moon:..........

Moon: So, um.....

Moon: Darkstalker asked me out on a date.....

Winter: *screams*

Qibli: *screams in horror*

Umber: And your response WAAAAAS?

Moon: NO. But he made me go anyway.

Glory: Oh dear moons.

Moon: We had dinner, it was nice.

Deathbringer: I'm gonna kill him.

Glory: You tried, remember? 

Deathbringer: Hey, THAT BITCH SAID HE COULD PROTECT YOU BETTER THEN I COULD. THEM'S FIGHTIN WORDS.

Kelp: Everything's fightin words in fight club.

Turtle: In what?

Joy: *clamps Kelp's mouth shut*

Joy: Dude. RULE NUMBER ONE.

Joy: DON'T TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB.

Air: Turtle! Dark secret?

Turtle: Soooo, I made Anemone an animus.

Tsunami:....You. Did. What.

Turtle: Yeaaaaah.....

Tsunami:....OH MY MOONS, I COULD KILL YOU.

Turtle: Sorry?

Kinkajou: Don't be sorry.

Turtle: Not sorry?

Rainkeeper: I'M SO SORRY!

Joy: BABY I'M SORRY, I'M NOT SORRY!

Nightflyer: Ah, sorry, the game that destroys families.

Seashell: Kinkajou?

Kinkajou: I killed a Nightwing when I was on their island, and then I dumped his body in lava. They thought he had just run away...

Deathbringer: So YOU'RE the reason I had to do search patrols for SIX MONTHS????

Kinkajou: Uh....yes?

Deathbringer:......AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Glory: Oh relax Deathy.

Rainkeeper: Qibli?

Qibli: My mother poisoned my father.

Riptide: And like... killed him?

Qibli: Oh yeah. It was brutal. My siblings didn't see it, but I did. *shudders*

Sunny: This is why we need to help the Scorpion Den.

Qibli: Yep!

Joy: Winter?

Winter:..............

Winter: I've been secretly dating Lynx this whole time.

Moon: WHAT?

Qibli: EXCUSE ME.

Moon: HOW DARE YOU?!?!

Qibli: WE'RE MARRIED BITCH, YOU DON'T JUST GET TO SEE A CHICK ON THE SIDE!

Winter: Qibli, we're not married.

Qibli: HELL YES WE ARE, I HAVE THE CERTIFICATE TO PROVE IT.

Winter: Oh my moons.

Moon: I feel so betrayed.

Qibli: Come on, Moon, he doesn't deserve us.

Moon: True.

Kelp: Umber! Secrets?

Umber:......I....

Clay: Come on, Umber.

Umber: I had a boyfriend during the war. He was a Skywing soldier, and he died next to me.

Air: *clutches heart*

Air: *drops*

Air: OHMIGOSH FEELS!!!!!!

Clay: *hugs Umber*

Umber: Guys, really, it's fine.

Peril: NO ITS NOT.

Kinkajou: UMBER DESERVES LOVE MORE THEN MOON DOES!

Moon:.....

Moon: I came out to have a good time and honestly, I'm feeling so attacked right now.

Joy: Carnelian?

Carnelian: Flame is my brother.

All: WHAT?!!?!?

Carnelian: Yeah.

Umber: Oh..... Well this is awkward....

Carnelian: Not really.

Umber:......Okay.

Air: Okay, dare done, now what?

Starflight: *raises kazoo*

Fatespeaker: Oh, not again.

Starfligt: *starts playing Bubblegum Bitch*

Joy:........

Joy: GOT A FIGURE LIKE A PIN UP, GOTTA FIGURE LIKE A DOLL,

Air: DON'T CARE IF YOU THINK I'M DUMB, I DON'T CARE AT ALL.

Nightflyer: CANDY VEAR, SWEETIE PIE, WANNA BE ADORED.

Joy: I'M THE GIRL YOU'D DIE FOR!

Seashell: I CHEW YOU UP AND I'LL SPIT YOU OUT, CUZ THAT'S WHAT YOUNG LOVE IS ALL ABOUT.

Kelp: SO PULL ME CLOSER, AND KISS ME HARD, I'M GONNA POP YOUR BUBBLEGUM HEART!


All: I'M MSS SUGAR PINK, LIQUOR LIQUOR LIPS! HIT ME WITH YOUR SWEET LOVE, STEAL ME WITH A KISS, I'M MISS SUGAR PINK, LIQUOR LIQUOR LIPS! I'M GONNA BE YOUR BUBBLEGUM BITCH, I'M GONNA BE YOUR BUBBLEGUM BITCH!!


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